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A couple more times, OK.
A family group knows. Fuck yeah, don't forget about my mom.
A few words on your son, Jordan. Remember what I told you? It involves your penis and her vagina. And you know, you know what you could do, Jordie.
A fucking tsunami? You're making a big mistake.
A lot of activity. Don't know what's going on here. I know, I know.
A new issue day. Cock sucking mother, fucking do it today, this is what you do.
A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it.
A rich one at Stratton. There were three kinds of hookers.
A special idea, another situation, another stock to reinvest his earnings, and then some and.
A total fucking hatchet job.
About my friends. Like you said, there's no friends on Wall Street, right?
Absences. Ohh. It's that obvious, huh?
Absolutely fucking not. But we were making more money than we knew what to do with.
Absolutely no question. I I'm trying to. I'm getting this.
Accounts money laundering 1. Count obstruction of justice.
Across my desk, John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months if you have.
Actually went to law school. I called him rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
Actually, wait. OK.
Affect this weird British accent, right OG? That'd be great.
After they left, I checked the apartment.
Again, the white. We had to buy champagne and you ordered all the fucking sides. Tell them about the sides. Order sides.
Again, you don't think I'm going to see my car not fucking letting you near my kids?
Against you, don't you understand? He's smart. You're dumb.
Ah fuck, it's good.
Ah, fuck. It's good to see you, Patty.
Ah, you listening. It's easier than you think.
Ahab get it? Huh.
Aims of the people you always trying to do exactly what you do. Look at yourself he's.
Algee message on the machine. I don't have Jack shit, you know?
All cash, none of it's on the books. A big.
All counts of the indictment currently pending against him in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York.
All my motor skills. This was the drool face.
All of that is hot. Shut that motherfucker. Shut it. Shut it shut.
All of you know Kimmy beltzer, right?
All over again. Alright.
All rallied, excited. Everything had to run tight. It had to be perfect. The fuck is that?
All right, enough, right enough.
All right, honey. And we could just, we could, we could talk to Sam, all right.
All right, pull you to focus for a second.
All right, tell me what happened. What happened?
All right, you got to be you got to be joking. Kidnapping.
All right, you got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing.
All right.
All right. Hey, Jordan. Jordan. You're rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college.
All right. Make a lot of money.
All that money. What I needed was a rat hole with the European passport.
All the press and everything, and then I end up being the schmuck who does the looking exactly.
All these drinking got this non-alcoholic shit.
All told, the weekend cost me 2,000,000 bucks. Including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
All we are ohh baby ohh you're going to play rough huh?
All you have to do today is pick up that phone. And speak the words that I have taught you. And.
All yours. Did I get this?
Alright buddy, you know I do it for you, right? You know that, right?
Alright Sir, I fucking love that.
Alright, baby Daddy, you can go a little trip together, OK, little trip together.
Alright, I want to. That's not why I do it. I do because I fucking need to.
Alright, let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou. Hold that up.
Alright, OK, I'm going.
Alright, stay with me.
Alright.
Also known as a wire. After 5 minutes you'll forget to even have it on.
Amish, do you guys not wanna make money?
An initial public offering. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Now is the.
Anchors aweigh!
And aspiring landscape architect, let me get that right go.
And assess the damage, drown out my eyeballs.
And Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26 as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
And Brad's the guy I really wanted. But he didn't go along with us. He was already.
And crash of 29 your family, you know mine.
And credit card all day, huh? Cause I can't keep track of you professions honey, because last.
And Emma?
And Emma's signature you're making shit.
And gets busted down in Miami Swiss. I'm not communist.
And he had to pick it up. All right. OK, uncle.
And how much you want to go for this time? $5000.
And I do that for anybody, you know, anybody that needs the proper guidance.
And I have some more. And here welcome.
And I hope it happens. Hello, John.
And I love all of you. I love what you got in my arm. I mean that.
And I needed to be thinking straight, joy. Welcome.
And I promise, risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?
And if they don't trust you guys, why should they trust you? I mean, look at you. You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesman, right?
And in return. I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I had never even heard of.
And is awesome, Mary Lou. Hold that up. Hold that up, hold that up. Proud.
And is scared, OK, scared and by the way.
And it is. What the one?
And it's completely legal. Yeah, no, but they're they're like, not gonna make anymore money though, right?
And it's truly with a heavy heart that I'm I'm here to say that. That that that day is finally here.
And Jordan Belfort, Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock? I'm.
And last month.
And load the dog shit, the pink sheets, the penny stocks, where we make the money.
And making cash hand over fist. The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
And on US soil.
And on US soil.
And says to you, yes, yes, we're absolutely devastated. Thank you. Thank you so much for your condolences. Now where?
And secure the deck. And we're looking at a few, maybe a few broken dishes if you broke it.
And security check on me well. When you sail on a boat fit for a bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part right.
And she married.
And she passed away, unfortunately. But we gave him that opportunity, you know what I'm saying?
And start dialing. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich.
And switching it with Psycho, they'll do it. You can do that.
And take his company public.
And that kind of that kind of stuff.
And the FBI is another animal completely. Let's still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing, however, with you step.
And the month 28.7 million in gross commissions, all from pink sheet stock boys.
And the shit in the house again? Me too.
And the term is Grenada. Have you ever heard of Grenada?
And then once right after lunch. Really. OK.
And then that you like it babe, that's.
And there is no secret to wealth creation. No matter who you are, no matter where you came from, you 2 can become financially independent and just a matter of months.
And they have to fucking hello. But as soon.
And they're all shaved too. Get out of here. All shave.
And this associates anybody who'd ever known me or taken so much as a stock tip.
And to reinvent the company. Gentlemen, welcome. To Stratton Oakmont.
And took you out of 47 US steel at 16, took you out at 41, you wouldn't be saying to me.
And waffle out of this around the house.
And we have two kids and they're. I mean, I don't mean I don't want to get personal. And they OK? No, they're not.
And Weed Chester, who sold tires and weed and.
And welcome to the Investor Center.
And what are the fucking odds? There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva, and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on US soil.
And when she came to me and asked me for a job. She asked for a $5000 advance just just so she could pay his son's tuition.
And who are you gonna be sitting next to?
And with the rest of the world. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. No.
And work one at anytime you can, and when you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money.
And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Yeah, yeah. In fact. She's decided to throw them all. Away.
And you know where that is. It's because I believed in you.
And you? Go fuck.
And you'll come pick it up. Well, we don't fucking work for you, man.
And you're a month, yeah. I still have family over there though, in London.
And your mattress, alright.
And your part, if I'm not mistaken, yes, yes we would. Assuming the account is under your name.
Anger issues you got. So is the one who flew in here at three in the morning on that stupid helicopter and woke up Skyler. That was you.
Animal hey, how you doing?
Another Brilliant Idea #the wolf of wall street #matthew mcconaughey #good idea #brilliant #genius #smart
Another Bush, to be honest. Really.
Another Bush, to be honest. Really. Yeah.
Answer me. OK, now I get it. Now I get why this is a gay thing. Ohh. I see all of you.
Anyone what? Your Mama? Calling you man.
Anything else, gentlemen? You don't have a rare condition. Requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please.
Anything else?
Anyway, this is for you. It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
Applications now, right now, John, the stock trades over the counter at $0.10 a share and.
Applying the man what I'm saying he's creating.
Are we OK? You being a couch for yes? Yeah, yeah.
Are you fucking cousins? Are not what? What if you? I mean, what if something like that happened? I basically.
Are you fucking high? I didn't kill him. I didn't want. God.
Are you fucking serious? #the wolf of wall street #spiders #gross #ahh
Are you going? Wolf. Ain't that fucking dog. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit, starting to shit in the house again. Me too.
Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? I mean, you're not hungry? Nothing. Nothing. Oh, no, no.
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. You sure?
Are you sure? Yeah.
Are you Swiss Slovakian or Swiss Slovenian?
As for you, what's that 20?
As you can probably guess, my fucked her God damn brains out Jesus Lord. For 11 seconds.
At 1:00 PM We opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. By 103 it was over $18.00 even.
At 40, pick up the cock sucking phone. Marketing great as well.
Aunt Emma flew to Geneva 2,000,000 in cash in her carry-on, which in the big picture was a drop in the Swiss buck.
Aunt Steve, come up here for a second.
Ay.
B name in women's shoes at the moment, and all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public.
Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today.
Baby now the key to making money in a situation like this is to position yourself now before the settlement.
Baby yeah, mommy.
Baby.
Back in this office, it's not the same when you're gone.
Back in your job interview, I had to do something to stand out right, Sir?
Back that guy must be. Jordan. Bellfort.
Back to our friends. The look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? That's that's OK. That doesn't matter.
Back with me, bro. What's the fucking crack with me, bro?
Back. Scott, Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott, Scott.
Backed up, right? Locked up.
Ball stock brokers, right? It's all a fugazi. You know what Fugazi is? Fugazi. It's a fake gazy fugazi. It's amazing. It's a woozy.
Banker from law school, European pussy. But he was in Geneva and there was.
Banya yeah, yeah, yeah. French fries.
Barry Kleinman's on the phone from future video.
Bay Ridge, that's in Staten Island, right? Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge, Saturday.
Be 5 minutes. Maybe we built up a tolerance after all these years, huh?
Be back in law school. Check with champagne. Champagne. Yeah.
Be happy with what you're doing. Actually, yeah, I got you a little present.
Be in charge, right? I will not be stolen from you. Get that?
Be risking this is the SEC 700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom. Listen to me.
Beat the hilfer. Hellfire.
Beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. Alright, get the fuck off my boat.
Because at least it's a rich man. When I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 go fucking watch.
Because I don't have shit from you, right? You know you got my wife.
Because I have so few and in the case of arretine, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a Grand Slam home run.
Because I work hard for it. And if it doesn't work for you, it's because you're lazy and you should get a job at McDonald's.
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
Because it's awesome. Want to make them?
Because it's love. What the fuck you think you need to go?
Because that would make it real, right?
Because that would make it real, right? Now, what do you do? You get another brilliant idea. A special idea.
Because the following month, over the course of six round trips, Chantal's family and friends smuggled in over 20 million in cash without even a hiccup.
Because they're too smart, that's why not.
Because this man is here, we should be on our hands and knees right now getting ready to suck this guy off, alright? Like this, OK.
Beds. What you doing? I thought you were.
Before oh really beautiful beach out there.
Before you luck runs out.
Before. A boat. Learn how to say one off 6.
Behind the wheel. Meanwhile, Brad did three months in jail for contempt because he wouldn't rat Donnie out.
Being a couch for yes. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry. I'm curious.
Being the best trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness.
Belfort, yeah. Yes, Sir. Mark, Hannah, pleasure to.
Belfort. Nice to meet you. Yeah, you know, actually, I see that car around. I see it around a lot. I think we live in the same building.
Bella said at $10 million.
Bellfort, Alden.
Bends. Woman who who spends her her winters in the Bahamas in a summers in the Hamptons.
Best Carrera. Doesn't ring a bell.
Best his earnings and then some. And he will. Every single time. Because they're fucking addicted.
Best of seven. Bye, bye.
Betty, give me the fucking case. I'm going to give you the case. Give me the you gotta do me one favor.
Between 2:00 and 300 bucks, finally, there were the pink sheets, skanks they cost.
Big bug him. You could get some information. You don't fuck with these guys like that. You don't fuck with him like that. What are you, nuts or something that you're fucking?
Billboard in your ear. Hey, Barry Kleinman filming the wedding. Few words.
Bitch. And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
Bizarre fucking halfwit. Dang up. Missed it. And then he's Mad Max all over again.
Blair, right? Yeah, like the jet ski.
Blood sugar diverting. Think it went on for months. It was a total fucking harassment.
Body fluids. Yeah. He got.
Bogged down by student loans? Turns out his mother needed triple bypass surgery, right? Horrible situation.
Book office? What's his problem? He's a Boy Scout, didn't you fucking Gordon Gekko?
Bookmart stability. Integrity. Pride.
Books in jail for what do you do? I don't know what he did by friends.
Both of these little girls, huh? Ohh no no. Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very very very long time.
Both of us, right. Yeah, right.
Bought a house 7 acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island.
Bracket. I myself, I jerk off, at least. Twice a day. Once in the morning right after I workout and then once right after lunch. Really.
Brain on. Fuck you listening.
Brass, was she mad at me? No. You know, probably have to mortgage the house in order to make bail.
Breathe normally. There's a wire.
Bricks, I know you can't afford them fucking cheap fucks.
Bring up our latest IPO and IPO is an initial public offering. It's a.
Broker from Rothschild from New York. Yes. Yeah, have a seat. How are you?
Brokers of my firm next year and I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley.
Brought together, I finished my paperwork and I was so just had a couple of minutes.
Browse down. Wow. Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers. Wow.
But all this by herself. So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport?
But anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.
But before you depart, this room full of winners. I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Go on.
But I didn't do anything. You don't know why he's lying.
But I'm having a conversation. You know what? I think we should. I think we should get going.
But it's time. Please let me call the SEC and cut a deal before your luck runs out.
But they'll do it. You can do that. They have a family of crooked nose. Fuck.
But you must speak English. Fucking speak English.
But you. Thank you, Jordan. You got this way all on your own. Did I?
But. And I want you to understand we don't. Do anything illegal. Whatsoever.
Buy more sound fair enough.
Buys this crap, I mean, honestly, mostly schmucks, said postmen. There's always postmen, plumbers.
By 8:30 I took a few more loots. Pretty much lost all my motor skills.
By some miracle, I made it home alive, not a scratch on me or the car.
C Under what the fuck are these imbeciles doing?
Cabin fever already? Fucking rugrat.
California, you're a lying piece of shit, don't you?
Call back. Like it's wrapped up or something it's wrapped up.
Call Carter.
Call Carters corporation.
Call me feel free. I'll do that.
Calm the fuck down!
Can be a factor, you know. Well, that's good news, right?
Can handle chop, right? I mean it's 170 foot yacht. No, no, no.
Can I call you back? They don't know, right? They gotta think about it. They got talked to the fucking wives. Or the fucking tooth fairy, point is.
Can I have that? They interrogated everybody.
Can rain on fuck you.
Can we get a quick picture?
Can you believe it, God? I thought they were like a myth.
Can you find something? How about this? Nobody beats the Wiz, electronics or stock.
Can you get him out of here? I'm like, lick my twat. No, I'm.
Can you look at my resume please?
Can you say that again? Just the way you said it, just the same way.
Can't be profitable for the both of us. It should, right? It should profit the both of us. It should.
Can't close the briefcase?
Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up #love getting fucked up #sobriety #partier #jonah hill
Can't imagine having not enjoying getting fucked up. Yeah, I love it.
Can't tell you how excited I am should be.
Capital. Their shares. Trade here. Penny stocks.
Carnage corporation? Hmm.
Cash and cause Oh my God baby.
Celebrate, he said. He was saving these for a special occasion, like a birthday or being clapped free, or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
Certain eritano, yeah, very hot stock right now.
Champagne. Champagne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. French.
Chance of getting I got news for you not fucking taking my children, you vicious fucking cunt you.
Chance, right? Ohh yeah. There's like a 60% you know, 6065% chance the kids gonna be fucking retarded or whatever shit out of me.
Cheap fucks. Prick.
Check that out. I can't leave the house, you know.
Children's furniture all good for you?
Choice. For the next 6 hours I came up with a list. Friends, enemies, business associates, anybody.
Christ, it's fucking Joe. Stupid.
Christmas dresses. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing considering she blew every single guy in the office.
Christy.
Chunks of Steve matter being sold, OK, it's not coming from us, so it's gotta be steep.
Clean up my act. I did rehab. I'm a TV personality. I'm sober for two years and this happens.
Closed its doors. Wall Street had swallowed me up and shit me right back out again.
Clunky shoes, my friend from school, Steve man.
Cocaine and Hookers #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #matthew mcconaughey #job #drugs
Come for me, baby. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time, yeah?
Come for you, yeah.
Come here, come here. I'll help him, but he can't.
Come on baby, I haven't made love to one small please.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, give me a kiss. You look so beautiful right now. Come on.
Come on, here you go. Ohh.
Come on, Jordan. Belfour at last.
Come on, Jordan. Think of a way to get up to our apartment.
Come on, let's fuck. You want to know?
Come on, let's keep working. Go play. Go play, rocky. Go, go, go.
Come on, stand up.
Come on, sweetheart. Talk to me. Talk to me.
Come on, what you probably didn't know is Kimmy was one of the first brokers here, one of Stratton's original 20.
Come on, you know really is.
Come on. But no touching.
Come on. Hmm. Hmm.
Come on. Live, live, hold on to that is hot.
Come to my seminar. The life of your dreams is only good.
Coming from us, so it's gotta be steep. He's the only person with that many chairs.
Comment Pops how are things at home?
Commit any further crimes, please let me just sign the fucking thing already. Thank you.
Confused. Yeah. Huh. Come for you.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Congratulations. Thank you. Think about Theresa.
Connie Azoff, Jordan Belfort. Nice to meet you.
Convicted I've got a good chance of getting. I got news for you, you're not.
Cool. Sad diploma wait. Said they're going on. On on what, exactly?
Cotton Oakmont, you Schnucks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
Cotton with three kinds of hookers. The blue chips, top of the line model material they cost.
Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold just a mile down the road from my house.
Couple of minutes. Just tell him I'll be a couple minutes. Why don't you tell your wife that?
Cousin Barry, what's up? Listen, I've got this subpoena.
Crashing Las Vegas. The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
Crazy little shit. So what do I do? I go to the one place on Earth that befit my high minded ambitions.
Crazy. I don't know. I had to call the cops just to keep him from killing the poor guy.
Creating urgency, getting to want to buy the stock. So it's something that they need, you know, I mean that's the thing.
Creative genius. This, this ability, this, this gift that Steve has that goes beyond just spotting the hottest shoe trends.
Credit card in half? How about that? Chop is fine, trust me. Chop. Chop is fine. It's chop fine. Captain Ted.
Crowd Erupts #applause #we did it #yes #the wolf of wall street
Daddy doesn't get to touch mommy #daddy #get to touch #mommy #margot robbie
Daddy shouldn't waste his time #daddy shouldnt waste his time #the wolf of wall street #margot robbie
Daddy, get a kiss from both of these little girls, huh?
Daily Drug Regimen #leonardo dicaprio #the wolf of wall street #drugs #weed #coke
Damn it, Benny, you know you, you got real anger issues you got.
Damn it. Ohh please.
Danger at every turn. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont Pride ourselves on being the best train.
Danielle Harrison here, $10,000 to shave a fucking eye.
Darlingside the briefcase and once you have it, all neatly organized outside. You take it and just shove it right up your wife, Slavian cunt. You understand?
Deal.
Define international. It is a cutting edge high tech firm out of the Midwest awaiting imminent patent approval on a next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian appl...
Degrees to wear a wire. Did you just say wear a wire? A wire?
Details on the phone. OK, OK, OK.
Diamond Donnie azoff.
Diamond Ring boat maybe this is this this stuff regulated or are you guys, what are you doing here?
Did I? Good for you, little man.
Did my job then Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of blah blah blah chit chat. Yeah chit chat. Thank you before business can be discussed.
Did you did you come? No, no. OK.
Did you drive? That car tonight.
Did you just come?
Did you say a shopping mall? Yeah, he was with Donnie, was supposed to deliver some money then that fucking fat piece of shit.
Did you say a shopping mall? Yeah.
Did you see that? That was the plane, I said. To come get us. Not it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine. Three people killed.
Did you try to get your brokers license at one time? Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? No.
Did you? Why?
Didn't even graduate Chester Ming the depraved Chinaman thought jujitsu was in Israel. Smart.
Didn't listen to it. It doesn't even know. It's not like that. You know it's not like that.
Different about his eyes. Yes, I think it's true. Say hi, mommy. Say hi.
Different exchange of services that would not hold up in a court of law. You need both.
Different names. Theresa, she cuts here. Congratulations. Thank you.
Digits. All very acidic. Above the shoulders. Mustard. Shit. Alright, kind of weak. Some people out.
District of New York. Paragraph 2.
Diversification sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough. I appreciate.
DJ Entertainment. Well, that's yeah. George, what's he doing? Entertainment. This.
Do I? Do I jerk off?
Do I? Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah. Jerk off. Yeah.
Do me a favor, the only one that calls this guy is your fucking lawyer.
Do not answer the phone. A lot of people gonna be calling you trying to get your dirty laundry.
Do you dream of becoming financially independent but struggle every month just to pay your bills? Would you like to own a?
Do you feel comfortable with me now, Scott, and you'll know for sure that you finally found a broker on Wall Street that you can trust. And who can consistently make you money?
Do you guys not want to make money?
Do you like it, baby? That's young, like it's beautiful.
Do you like that in that situation? I mean that particular trade and one trade. North of half $1,000,000.
Do you love her? Answer me.
Does that mean you want me to rat? Is that it? No, I want you to cooperate. No, you want.
Does this, can we bowl with this guy? That's his fucking brother Robbie brothers the bowling ball.
Doesn't matter what the fuck they say, the only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys.
Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry, I have no recommendation of that, no.
Doing his personal questions at wondering why you would wear something like that.
Dollars for breast implants? She's already got sea cups, but now she looks fucking double Dave, is this?
Don't be scared. These are our friends of Stratton.
Don't care about just kidding. Fucking rich solid Jordan build 1000.
Don't do something to calm me down. Please shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, OK?
Don't fucking letting you near my kids see my fucking kids again, huh?
Don't know.
Don't like this again? You got your hand.
Don't stamp our passports. Take care of business here. We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight over to London to catch the funeral, be in New York in three fucking business days at the fucking plan.
Don't sweat. This is showing.
Don't twat. Look at this. The Wolf of Wall Street, they call me look. Yeah.
Don't wanna make sense? Make some fucking money, OK? I could sell any.
Don't want something for nothing, which is one time that I was selling parts of this Amish. Do you know this?
Don't worry about it. I told you what I'm doing is completely legal.
Don't you Duchess me? Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
Don't you fucking touch it, John.
Don't you fucking touch me.
Don't. He's not breathing. Fuck, I don't know what to do.
Don't. Just don't listen. What's going on.
Done. Biggest IPO in this pharmacy history? What?
Donnie don't. He's not breathing.
Donnie, Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny. You got untimely, buddy.
Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? You.
Donny.
Double date? Is there some great fucking company or what? Is this the greatest company in the world?
Double meal coming in like a week? Yeah, and when it gets in, I'll give you a call. You come pick it up.
Down.
Drugs on a daily basis #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #drugs #high
Dude, so they're gonna start taking times, Kimmy. Four times.
Dusky. No, thank you though.
Easy to talk to. You are they are easy to talk to.
Eat in poverty. I've been a rich man and I have been a poor man and I choose rich every fucking time.
Eddie. Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. Mr. Fuzzy bear over there?
Edit give me blue balls. I mean, today was the biggest day in strands history and I needed to be thinking so.
Ellis Island few people, OK who you are, where you're from, whether you're relatives, came over on the fucking Mayflower, or an inner tube from Haiti. This right here is the land of opportunity, St...
Enjoy the day.
Enough of this shit will make you invincible. Able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies.
Enough. Shit my. My wife might divorce me, but yeah, let's do it.
Entertainment this, George. What is that? It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy. I know that's what it is.
Escape as you name it. We even had two guards who worked in shifts, both named Rocco.
Especially not to stock up and comers. That's what that means.
European passport. Fucking time now.
Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. It had nothing to fucking do with me something.
Ever met? So I want you right now to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome for my good friend and the world's greatest sales trainer, Mr. Jordan Belfort.
Every day, dozens of money crazed kids beat a path to my door.
Every person that was at my wedding. Yeah, well, I understand you wanted the whole wedding video. Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?
Everybody answering the phone 321 let's 4.
Everybody around we'll go.
Everybody downtown, I call up the Justice Department, DEA. Nobody even knows you fucking exist. So calm down.
Everybody have a good week.
Everybody have a good week.
Everybody our point. We are here to make money. Everybody on point.
Everybody out point we are here.
Everyone wants to get rich and my crazy. There's no such thing as Hamish Boom. Pretty fucking shit. No, I didn't.
Everything down there in the new world. They're bald. They're bald from the eyebrows down.
Everything will be fine. It'll be cleaned up. I got a little high at breakfast, right, so I got a little happy. I had some eggs, I had a little bit of ice cream.
Everything, he says. It's urgent. I heard you. Who the fuck is Barry Klein?
Everything. You know, you know how it is. She hates my fucking guts.
Exact confirmation Kevin and welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Thanks man. I'm.
Exactly what I wanted to hear. I don't see why a little sit down like this. Can't be profitable for the both of us.
Exactly. And for example, I got this one kitten right? Went to went to school for environmental science, something like that. It was bogged down by student loans.
Exactly. We still look at yourself. He's trying to rattle you. He's trying to rattle your old lady so she nags you until you become a fucking witness or he wants me.
Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage. John 1.
Excellent choice, Ken. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you in a few minutes with an exact confirmation. Kevin and.
Excellent choice, Kevin. How much you want to go for this time?
Excellent strategy, Sir.
Excellent strategy, Sir. I'm. I'm good with water for now though. Thank you.
Excuse me? Can I get a straw please? Thank you.
Excuse my friend. Talk.
Explain this shit to him. He's all your fucking charges right here.
Explains what explains. You mean you're a Duchess, right? You're the Duchess of Bay Ridge.
Fact is, on PBS they get confused into wires. Get crossed. You gotta look.
Fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It it's not fucking real, right?
Fairy tale. Would Naomi, my Duchess me, her handsome Duke in the Bahamas Ocean Club are castle?
Far. That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me. This is all.
FBI agent? Did you try to bribe an FBI agent? You think I'm that fucking stupid? No. What the fuck?
FBI. Shut up.
Fear, right? That's fun.
Feel anything?
Feet of water down there high will not die sober. Get those fucking loads.
Feinberg, Chester, Maine. I'm senior Vice President, Stratton Oakmont, and I plan on.
Financial freedom and there's nobody stopping you from making millions. Don't just sit.
Fine, if we needed to, I'm saying. Not pawning anything, OK?
Fine. Good.
First name on the list. Was Donnie.
First thing we needed was brokers, guys with sales experience.
Five more just like you, bro. Keep talking, you piece of shit, you know?
Five years to finish high school, Alden Kupferberg the Siatta didn't even graduate.
Focus in Switzerland. Swiss fucking banks. That's what it.
Fondle them and shit like that. I mean, we could. Let's keep that in our back pocket, but this guy?
Food. Banana, anything. Correct. But for example, what I wouldn't do is maybe like tell him to pull his cock out and like get some of the girls to, you know, fondle them and shit like that. I mean,...
Footwear impresario and thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public.
For $18.00 even the Big Wall Street firms were buying.
For 11 seconds. Ah.
For a long long time. What do you think we're we're we're jumping into bed every two minutes. It.
For a second. I don't think you all realize. That Steve Madden is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry, with orders going through the roof at every department store in North America righ...
For example. The depot.
For M&M's. What do you want?
For matching fucking kill you. Why do you hold it in? Why do you Max Max. Why do you hold that shit? That's it.
For on your feet, but I needn't have been.
For some bullshit, well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
For the law, enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
For the line model material, they cost between 3 and 500 and you had to wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which of course I always did.
For the settlement, because by the time you read about it in the Wall Street Journal, it's already too late.
For the stocks out today, yeah, you can't get anything at 40.
For these people, this list me, $20,000 was stolen from my fucking sock drawer.
For three weeks we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean, eventually taking her home to Long Island, where we bought a House 7 acres.
For work, what do you do? I'm a stockbroker.
For years I've been telling you guys never to take no for an answer, right?
For you on this glorious afternoon. Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
Forbes made me a superstar.
Forget to even have it on in conjunction with the investigation.
Forgot me. Donnie and I were in investing in a condominium complex in Venice.
Found this shit called the Captain Edward.
Free Denny's all right. What are you fucking coming to me for? Help?
Friend. You ain't so. So, so sorry for your loss. When did he pass? Just say.
From a financial standpoint, you are now. In heaven, see it.
From a sales assistant, her name was Pam and her credit she did have this amazing technique with this wild twist and jerk motion.
From fox. Wait, what are the citizens of Foxville doing today when the emperor's gone? Is it? Is it mayhem? People looting and raping.
From orders to rugrat, nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
From Scott behind it, our job was to get him worked up, but not too worked up.
From the beginning who came over just a normal day, who you coming home in the next day. So everything would be fine, it would be cleaned up.
From the fucking price club, that's who you're gonna be sitting next.
From the Swiss, money talks and bullshit takes the bus.
From the up and comers, that's what that means. Share long, that's $3 you cheap fuck.
Frustrating. One word. Diversification.
Fuck is going on here?
Fuck is wrong with you? Thought you were the fucking bitch. I didn't know you were here.
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them. Why should they be taking a lot of fucking money all the fucking time? This way we.
Fuck off my boat. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. I'm sure. Good luck.
Fuck off. Fuck you fucking prick. Got it.
Fuck out of my office, you understand? Get the fuck out.
Fuck the clients #the wolf of wall street #customer service #matthew mcconaughey #work
Fuck the kid makes it look so God damn easy.
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah. Of course. Of course, yeah. Of course. Yeah. No, of course.
Fuck you up. This is our golden ticket to the fucking Chocolate Factory right here, and I wanna meet Willy fucking Wonka, OK?
Fuck you, mother.
Fuck you! Fuck you! #fuck you usa #jonah hill #chant
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Ah yes, my morning ritual first I.
Fuck you. Come on, get up. Go get the fuck out of my house.
Fuck you. Come on, give me what you.
Fuck you. Fuck talk, you fucking.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. You know you don't love me. You don't love me anymore, huh?
Fuck your cousin Barry. What's up?
Fuck your fucking Dick.
Fuck your fucking Dick. Fuck.
Fuck, you know. Yeah.
Fuck, you talking? Yeah, the FBI. They want a copy of your wedding video.
Fuck. I don't know what to do. Don't know what the fuck do you know? I can't help it. Oh my God, Jordan.
Fucking banks, that's what it was. Ass covering time. I had to hide my money.
Fucking bitch. Piece of shit. Fucking.
Fucking bitch. Please stop. Please.
Fucking brother. Robbie brothers, the bowling ball. The the the brother. You put a skateboard on him, he's strapped into a skateboard. You toss him down an alley at some pins.
Fucking Christ. It's a fucking joke.
Fucking cock, sucker. Fuck you. Camera.
Fucking dare. All right, honey.
Fucking do that.
Fucking douchebag, Hannah. We don't give two shits about how technology works because all we care about is getting fucking rich.
Fucking exist. So calm down. You don't know exist.
Fucking golf course people. Oh my God you had to deal with the golf course people too? What?
Fucking good. I fucked up.
Fucking great ohh God.
Fucking Hannah. Why, why, why, God, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?
Fucking hatchet job, this conniving little twat. Look at this the wolf.
Fucking hate you, Jordan. Get him off me.
Fucking Joe. Fucking stupid, stupid fucking.
Fucking kidding me, no. You serious?
Fucking kidding me. Fuck you. Come on, get up.
Fucking kiss your hand, all right?
Fucking know any? What do you mean? So he went to the lollipop or he was at the Lollipop Club for sure on the stage, grinding with everybody like a fucked up.
Fucking license away from me, alright? OK. OK, fine. If I can't do that, can I just, can I give the guy a call? Why is that? Join. Join.
Fucking mind. I don't. I don't even know Venice is. What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. Venice.
Fucking money. All the fucking time. This way we become the underwear.
Fucking rat hole. But US rat hole would never get into Switzerland with all that money.
Fucking really crash. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people.
Fucking rich.
Fucking rock, you got it.
Fucking sell anything. Could you do me a favor? Would you name down that napkin for me? I don't have a pen.
Fucking shit. Fucking piece of shit. How about that?
Fucking stock.
Fucking stupid, no? What the fuck you saying? I can't understand. Say that again.
Fucking touch him, John. I swear to God I will fucking kill you.
Fucking travesty. I mean, I could take you step by step to what exactly is occurring. You know, all you have to do is ask I'm I'm available.
Fucking wives. I'm gonna have Heidi Lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Hey, you guys.
Fucking yacht for millionaires whose ships have come in pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat.
Fucking.
Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list of all the coconspirators spanning the last seven years, and he also agrees to wear a wire.
Functions. You'll do your job. How the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
Funny, but I said to you, don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said, he said.
Funny. Got on time, buddy. I can't even tie you. The captain tired you, almost fucking teasing you.
Furniture. I don't understand with that.
Future business, Kevin, you feel comfortable with me now, Scott?
FYI, boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. She's all.
Gangsters, I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers. But this guy.
Gay people, I don't like you. You don't? You should hide a fucking text you like I have in my fucking house.
Gene, how are you, Jane? He'd affect this weird British accent.
General population now was the firm taking the company public. We set the initial sales price, then sold those shares right back to our friends the.
George, do you know how good it is to have you back in this office?
Get away from the window.
Get away from the window. Hey, guys.
Get back.
Get going. What is it with my wedding video? It's like an invasion of my privacy. You know what I'm saying? It's like it's intrusive. You know it's got.
Get involved. Go home to your wife.
Get it, huh? Captain? Who?
Get off me, baby. How much I love you, right? Stop that, sweetie. Please.
Get off this fucking stage. Get out of.
Get on our blue chip started. I make 1%. I did make 1% pink.
Get on with me. I told you I'm taking it with me, you fucking bitch.
Get out of here.
Get out of here. What's going on? Listen to me. Leave the fucking house, Jordan. And they call me from a pay phone. This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
Get that all out of you.
Get that? Fucking drawers. I'm not stupid, I'm smart. I make $1,000,000 deals with smart, important people, unlike you people.
Get the fuck away from that camera. I don't fucking.
Get the hell out of you.
Get the hell.
Get the shit out of me, buddy. I look man. A lot of having a kid or whatever takes risks, whether you're fucking cousins or not.
Get those fucking loads, OK?
Get through fucking funny. Ohh.
Getting pussy with that thing? What? Yeah, man, of course.
Girl, if she was my sister, I would let that girl give me fucking aids.
Give me a minute.
Give me four times.
Give me four times.
Give me one for the nerves!
Give me your love with me. I'm gonna fuck your cousin.
Give us a minute. How, ladies? Let me know if I can get you anything. You'd be happy to help.
Give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case. You're gonna give me a pass.
Give your wedding video. Fucking FBI. You fucking kidding me?
Go ahead, go ahead. Except guess who grew up with them women.
Go back to your seat where you upset about.
Go fuck. Just get home. Hurry.
Go fucking come, you fucking idiot. Fuck his gun.
Go fucking talk to me. Listen to me. Don't go listen to me.
God damn century. That's it.
God help me out away. Fuck this girl.
God is here.
God ohh God ohh. Oh God oh. Ohh God yes.
God was house right there. His phones a little bit. Bug him. You could get some information.
God, they're fucking the things they're doing now, pops. I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level.
God. God, God.
Goes OK, go OK.
Going down Broadway is a one way St. whichever way I go.
Going for eyes close 123.
Going out on our own and the first thing we needed was brokers.
Going to have to give information on this case, so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor, you know?
Going to sell? Bad motherfuckers. Rock stars, professional athletes, gangsters.
Going to take it slow going. It's a little uncomfortable to tell him it's safe.
Going to take it slow going. It's a little uncomfortable.
Gonna do right? Anyway, I was. How's Stratton? That's more important.
Gonna make strata. Look, that's why I love you. You think of shit like that? What that is?
Good afternoon. Or what? Wanna take a moment to tell you why Steve here is so absolutely off the fucking wall?
Good for me. Yes, Sir.
Good for you near the little man. And let me tell you something. Let me tell you something else.
Good for you, little man. Little man.
Good job done. I'm really, really happy with what you're doing actually.
Good King of Bayside getting Pussy where I think what?
Good morning, daddy #good morning #morning #hello #hi #margot robbie
Good publicity. Sweet. Read the article bin during your.
Good to see you. Ohh.
Good, John, great.
Good, John, great. Hey, John, thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor Center.
Good.
Good. Go ahead. Go ahead. Fuck.
Gordon Bedford.
Gordon. Bellfort, yeah. Yes, Sir, mark.
Got a couple of milk coming in like a week, yeah.
Got a minute? Name of the company Aerodyne International. It is a cut.
Got it. Shut it. Shut it shut.
Got it. What we're gonna do is this.
Got it. Yes, I got it. Just jumped to conclusion before we know what's going on.
Got shit on me? Go fuck yourself. I'm making eyes flipping you fucking piece of shit.
Got you not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something.
Gotta get out of here. I think I got it figured out.
GPO it's. I think it's odd.
Graph 2. Talk normally the defendant shall participate in undercover activities. Breathe normal.
Great nose except for that one time.
Great. Even better. I was selling garbage to Garbagemen and making cash hand over fist.
Great. Even better. I was.
Greatest Company in the World #best company ever #greatest company #love this company
Grinding with everybody like a fucked up. I like to dance, I don't.
Growing up, yeah, they are very ornery by the way, so you gotta be very careful with these little guys.
Guess who grew up with them? Women's shoes. Women's shoes?
Guy you know with amazing guy.
Guy, you know, with the amazing guy. It was his mother's sister. She showed up dead.
Guys with sales experience. So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
Hanna. And did you really pitch a stock in a job interview?
Have a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6000 investment would be upwards of $60,000.
Have an honesty. Seriously, I I don't know you. You. You called me. You're a total stranger I haven't completed.
He can't. He gotta put it on right.
He comes correct. I will. He comes in. I'll fucking loopy and fucked up. I swear to God. My massive douche bags. Teeth. Thumbs. Fucking.
He didn't go along with us. He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes, he'd become the Quaalude King of Bayside.
He got depressed and killed himself three years later.
He has my flea for baby. It's my don't give a fuck about your safe.
He is right. Yeah, so.
He knew how to spend it better. Excuse me. Such a conflict.
He knew the Swiss banker from lost European pussy.
He made over a mile. $1,000,000. I could.
He picked up the phone. Jane. How are you, Jane?
He quit his job, which I thought was a little weird. I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
He was dancing, you know. You know Rudy. I don't.
He was in Geneva and there was no way I was going to make that flight sober.
He was out. He didn't want any part of us.
He's a classy lady. That explains it, then explains what?
He's an agent with the New York office. What's his problem? He's a.
He's dead.
He's got dumped on my desk. Did it, you know, by a higher up who needs to make a show of looking into the new company on the block, you know, with all the press and everything and then.
He's got his and my Dick again.
He's not with us.
He's not with us. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBA's.
He's sitting next to him. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stubble and a sleeveless muumuu crammed in next to in a car load full of groceries from the fucking price club.
He's smart. You're dumb. I'm not letting go.
He's very nervous on planes i'm sorry it's not you sweetheart don't beat yourself up
Head up so they push the shit out of this stock, OK? And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned 85% of Steve Madden shoes. Which.
Headed eagle. How you doing, Johnny? Johnny, listen, we have a problem, OK? You're.
Heading to one? Fuck yeah, I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker.
Hear that? OK. You know, we've talked to several of the employees at this firm and nobody can recall anything about the Steve Madden IPO. It's.
Hello John, how you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risks. Is that?
Hello you. Have fun. For those of you who don't know me, my name's Steve Madden.
Hello, John. How you doing today?
Hello, my name is Jordan Belfort. My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage.
Hello.
Hello. But as soon as he picked up the phone gene.
Help for what? It's our market for our services.
Help, you piece of shit. Who's Venice, huh?
Here in Switzerland, if I'm correct, then there would have to be cooperation on your part, if I'm not mistaken.
Here it's got no no alcohol is a beer with no alcohol.
Here you go. Get your legs in.
Here, he's just a worthless pipe here.
Here. Are you gonna say anything about that? You're gonna comment on my hair? I said. How we're doing? Is this personal questions, I thought.
Hey bro, what's up? It's me. What's going on buddy? Phone. What's going on?
Hey Donnie, when we get up there, try not to act like yourself, OK?
Hey fellas, come on board, planks right around there.
Hey Paulie, what's up?
Hey, fucking relax. My God, you get your hand on my fucking cock.
Hey, get the fuck away.
Hey, how you doing? We should have finally meet you. Person.
Hey, I'm, I'm looking for for an investor center.
Hey, listen up. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day.
Hey, listen, I quit and he did quit his job, which I.
Hey, sweetie.
Hey, welcome aboard.
Hey, whoa, what's going on?
Hey, whoa, what's going on? Jordan, listen to me. Clearly I cannot.
Hey! what did I say
Hey.
Hi Jordan, Theresa need your help.
Hi, I'm hildy. Nice to meet you.
Hi, my name is Blair, right? Yeah, like the.
High. It was celebration time.
His dead obligations. This Internet stock bullshit, I mean.
His eye seemed to be a little bit odd, don't they? Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes.
His leg end up with your tits in a ringer. Do you not worry about it? I have the SEC on their roles.
His merry little band of brokers. Read that. Read it. Listen.
His wife, Chantal, who it turns out he'd been fucking every time she went to Switzerland.
Hit him, hit him.
Hit him. Hit fuck off of me.
Hmm. Come on.
Hmm. Do you do recall it? No, I don't.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Umm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. It gets even better, babe, because.
Hmm. Totski.
Hmm. Was that yodeling I just heard, or did you just say what I thought you said?
Hold it. Black Monday. No shit.
Hold on, hold on. We're gonna crash, for chrissake.
Hold on.
Hold on. Maybe.
Hold that up. Hold that up. Proud. Give him around him applause.
Hold up in the court of law, you both. No, I heard.
Holly, what's up now? You know everything's fine.
Holy fucking shit #holy shit #stunned #disbelief #amazed #in shock #shocked #matthew mcconaughey
Holy shit, I don't release attention.
Holy. Fucking shit.
Honey, it was a miracle I wasn't killed more. You know that. I didn't kill anybody else.
Honey, it's OK.
Honey, it's OK.
Honey. Oh my God. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands. What a fucking burden. And actually.
Horrible situation, but we got him in at the market at the right time, chose the right stock. We gave him the right guidance. Boom, overnight. Changed his entire life, you know?
House money. The only about it I got you.
Houston, the wires get crossed. You gotta look like the chin. Like it looks like I'm looking at you, but I'm looking at your chin. I feel like you're dress.
How are things at home? Well, not the best. She just doesn't, you know what I'm saying? It's like.
How could I get there by being wrong, Stanley wanna say that? You sound like you sound like a pretty sincere guy.
How did you fucking do that?
How is Chrissy's party fine?
How Kiki. Hmm. Thank you.
How she doing? It's right in the house there. You could say hi. She probably won't wave back.
How was Chrissy's party?
How you doing, brother?
How you doing? Good.
How?
How? How? How? How? At night I work on my designs. I have an entire line of wagering. You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
How? I mean I had skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase.
How'd you fucking do that? #impressed #how did you do that #jordan belfort #leonardo dicaprio #close sale #sales
How's all this?
How's Ellie? Good.
How's morale? Yell pissed off because they have to make money legally now.
Huh. Captain who? Captain Ahab from the fucking book. From the book. Motherfucker from the book.
Huh. Where are you?
Human brothers Merrill collateralized debt obligations this Internet.
I ain't going nowhere! #not leaving #send in the national guard or swat team #jordan belfort #leonardo dicaprio
I also gamble like a degenerate.
I also gamble like a degenerate. I drink like a fish.
I always wanted to be rich, so let me go back.
I always wanted to be rich.
I am in complete agreement with you don't know me. I don't know.
I called the captain the Anwar.
I can't figure out why. I know we're a little unorthodox. We're a little loud in the way we do things, but we got.
I can't go down there as funny as three feet of water down there high.
I can't seem to hear you. I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English?
I can't. Sorry, I can't even think about it. You know, every time I think about him, my my blood boils. I can't even.
I certainly believe. Now think about it for a second if you.
I changed all these people's lives, and I can change yours too. So come to my seminar, the lesbian.
I could sell anything should I could sell loose to a convent full of nuns to get him sorted.
I couldn't be late. You ate.
I did make 1% pink sheets. It's 50.
I did, dad. I don't want you stressing out about any of this.
I didn't jump over. I am a master diver. I'm a master diver. No one's gonna fucking die.
I didn't know you were here. We got fucking order for the party. What are you doing? I thought you were at the beach house.
I don't drink anymore. Or you want to go inside and blow some lines of baking powder and soda? Can't imagine.
I don't give a fuck about your safe work.
I don't have a pen exactly supplying the man.
I don't know then. Well, they were looking for a smoking gun in that room.
I don't know what he did by friends in Long Island told me he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall. He got locked up.
I don't know what the fuck you think. Look, you need to get home, Donnie.
I don't know what you're talking. Ohh come on, you know what I'm talking about.
I don't know, might ask you a couple more times, OK?
I don't know, we shot at your wedding, he says. It's urgent.
I don't know.
I don't know. What do you think of Kevin?
I don't know. You know, you plead guilty to a handful of securities violations, stock manipulation, high pressure sales tactics, Ticky TAC.
I don't love you anymore #the wolf of wall street #divorce #broken heart #dont love
I don't understand #the wolf of wall street #im sorry
I don't. I'm gonna put you.
I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not. Are you like the Mona Lisa? They, they find eye contact, like wherever you're standing in the room. And then they they lock, you know? No...
I felt horrible.
I fucking love you, Jordan. I fucking. I fucking love you. I love you. I fucking love you.
I gave up everyone.
I get that. No, I understand. With that said. This case got dumped on my desk. Did it?
I go in London, man. Emma. She's the best.
I got a blinking light because I don't have shit from you.
I got fucked up I like to dance #the wolf of wall street #dancing #drunk #fucked up #regret
I got him. I got him.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Jordan. You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you?
I got the founding partners together.
I got you. Trust me, OK? I love you. I love you. Just hold on tight.
I gotta say, I'm incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean, the clients you have are absolutely.
I gotta.
I had a little bit of ice cream and I said, who do I know that likes ice cream? My friend Rudy. So I called Rudy.
I have like a I don't know, I just said, I said a homophobic thing. You're just not the one for me, pal.
I have to get to Switzerland now. We're passing.
I have X on it, 86 and a quarter six months ago.
I haven't gotten an apology yet for that #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #upset #hurt #apologies #apologize
I just had a couple minutes. OK, nice to meet you.
I just met this fucking guy. Fucking tell Susan it's not her business. No other.
I just, I had a minute and I.
I just, I had him in it. And if you had a minute and today you needed to clean the fish bowl today.
I know that already.
I know that already. Right. Exactly, exactly. You've never did anything wrong in the 1st place, right?
I know what the fuck is right. Just noticed I you have like a fucking like like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle.
I know you.
I know your country. You gotta beat me. Yeah. What are the fucking odds?
I know your family. You know mine. No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit.
I know.
I know.
I know. Please sit down. I'm just gonna go back to your seat.
I like it. Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, wolfie.
I lived through the 60s, my dear.
I love the way 20 feet high building.
I love you. I love you. I fucking love you too. My fucking love you too.
I make million dollar deals #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #genius #intelligent #baller #high roller
I mean that you are a straight arrow. You ran a security check on me. Well.
I mean Venice. Venice. The stupidest shit I've ever in my fucking life.
I mean, it's 170 foot yacht. No, no, no, we're not going anywhere unless he says it's safe, alright, safe.
I mean, it's on a whole other level really, and they're all shaky.
I mean, that was the last time we ever have sex.
I mean, you listen well. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Go on, pick up the phone and start dialing.
I mean. He's it. Tell your sister I was asking about it. Would you bring me?
I need you to get dressed.
I only nice to meet you. Face here. I don't think I've ever been in a house this big before.
I promise. They're really high quality. It's beautiful. That that's so beautiful.
I put the money on that fucking table, not you. I'm the reason we had this whole fucking deal.
I quit #quitting job #jobless #wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio
I said douchebags teeth. Those fucking who's fucking chasing who's fucking teeth?
I said.
I said. Are you fucking high?
I see all of you. This is because you're fat. This is. My cousin's a fucking faggot, and I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love that like being charged.
I suppose it's it's just my job, you know, it's.
I tell you what. You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it. I quit my job right now and I work for you.
I think he's gonna be fine. You can't look him right in the eyes.
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
I think I got it figured out. It must be 1 Hoover up and two bowls for that.
I think we should. I think we should get going home where we.
I think you like it. You like it?
I think you like, like me bro #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #love
I understand perfectly, you American shit.
I wanna divorce.
I want to tell you this. The same gentleman that told me that you tried to get your brokers license also told me that you were a straight arrow.
I want to thank you all for your years of loyalty and admiration, but.
I want you to fuck me real hard. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking you.
I want you to open up more, Mac. Gonna fucking kill you. Why do you?
I wanted to divorce. Get off. Just Make Love to me. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I was asking about it. Would you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through? Yeah.
I was less than a mile from home.
I was.
I will have to call the captain.
I will have to call the captain. Please, Sir, please sit down.
I will not be stolen from you. Get that? Fucking like gay people. I don't like you.
I will not die sober #jordan belfort #leonardo dicaprio
I would agree that Mister Belford has distinguished himself in terms of his cooperation.
I would die to one until about shit. I'm going to help you on that.
I would fuck that girl if she was my sister.
I'll do that. Great.
I'll get it either. Do I have this fucking girl? Come on.
I'll get some clothes on, we'll give you a hand with that.
I'll get some clothes on.
I'll try. Tony.
I'm a mutt. You're a month.
I'm avail. That's exactly what I wanted to hear. I don't.
I'm fucking doing this, Gary. You fucking wish.
I'm God.
I'm going to be friends.
I'm going to get this Switzerland buddy. This is bad.
I'm going to put you through to Andrea.
I'm going. Get over here, call 911.
I'm gonna fucking witness or he wants me to write on myself. He wants me to give information about my.
I'm gonna give information about my. Listen, the good fucking news is, you know, I know everybody downtown. I call up the.
I'm gonna go upstairs, all right.
I'm gonna put you through to Andrea. Does anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? Don't you fucking touch it.
I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing. Yeah, you should. So if it gets hurt, what happens? Because we're.
I'm gonna win. You, Sir. Or what's known? As a Grenada.
I'm like a bunch of jerk offs. What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money real money?
I'm looking at your chin. I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not. Are.
I'm looking for investor center. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is it, is it? Ohh.
I'm not allowed to fucking talk tonight or you going to get the last time you?
I'm not ashamed to admit it. When we arrived to prison I was absolutely terrified.
I'm not fuckin leaving! #the wolf of wall street #leonardo #dicaprio
I'm not fucking leaving! (full) #not leaving #not going anywhere #leonardo dicaprio #jordan belfort #show goes on
I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm ready to knock this fucker out. Yeah. Do we want to get like a Mace Taser guns pellet gun maybe just like the Pelican.
I'm really, really great Jasmine. Yes.
I'm saying it's just about setting up the right team and then overnight your life can change.
I'm serious. I don't stop EJ Entertainment. What the fuck is he, Jay Entertainment?
I'm serious. Yeah, no, I'm serious too. Seriously, how much money you make?
I'm Smart #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #genius #intelligent #know it all
I'm Sober #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #drugs #drinking #sober
I'm sorry, I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here.
I'm sorry, is that what you want?
I'm sorry, what's that?
I'm sorry, what's that? I forgot to tell you. He's got some. He's got some money.
I'm told you, whatever the fuck you say to him, he's gonna use against you. Don't you understand?
I'm trying to put it together. You got your fucking nice car. We live in the same build.
I've seen in the last six months, if you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Got a minute?
If anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job and fucking McDonald's. Because that's where you fucking belong.
If I gotta fucking deal with your fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses just to look more waspy then.
If I'm not mistaken, you just tried to bribe a federal.
If it gets hurt, what happens? Because we're going to get fucking nuts.
If it were. Another name. A friends I got my cousin? Absolutely no.
If the US Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become capitulate. We would wipe our ass with it.
If we hired them, they dropped straight out of college overnight and spent whatever allowance they had on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
Implode. No, I don't want to implode, Sir. No.
Important people. Of sucker punch people when they're scared. OK, scared.
In 35 minutes.
In a condominium complex in Venice. That's why. That's why all this confusion.
In a Swiss bank account, she was fine. The baby.
In addition to Naomi and my 2 perfect kids, I own a mansion, private jet, six cars, three horses, 2 vacation homes and 170 foot yacht.
In conjunction with the investigation of securities.
In heaven. See, I told you he was fantastic, right?
In jail. What the fuck is he in jail for? What do you do? I don't know.
In that fucking fat piece of shit. I'm gonna go fucking talk to him.
In the celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery, I have offered our lovely sales assistant Danielle Harrison here.
In the pocket, right?
In the same building. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. Twelve floor. Yeah, well.
In the words of my grandfather, God rest his soul. A shit ton of money, that's.
Infern answer. My fucking warriors. Who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys or fucking die?
Inns and outs of Wall Street earning shit money as I geared up to take my series 7.
Interrogated everybody had a low blood sugar thyroid thing thing, it went on.
Into the doughnuts I see.
Involved in this too, we think they need to see their day in court as well.
IPO's it was the only way these Wall Street pricks would ever stop thinking of us as some shit kick a bucket shop.
Is a broker. Within a month, LF Rothschild, an institution since 1899, closed its doors.
Is a strategy. When I was 24 years old, I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive.
Is everything exactly.
Is he fucking hitting on me?
Is I did the night before. Next was esteem so I could sweat out the drug still in my system.
Is it ohh I'm Dwayne?
Is it sweetheart? Are you serious? I'm fucking yacht.
Is on me like never before. You're lucky to be alive, let alone night in jail.
Is that gonna gangplank? So I presume you're Italian on my dad's side.
Is that he creates trends you understand?
Is the cure cancer decides did cure cancer. That's the problem. They were there. That's why they were expensive.
Is this close? That's what I'm saying. I knew. I want you to open up more magina.
Is your fucking lawyer know you? Do you told you?
Is your stock broker. You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now. You understand that, OK.
Isn't that fucking convenient for you #convenience #arguing
It fucking does. Let's take a let's take two more each, yeah?
It gets. Well, something wrong.
It says it's safe, alright, so worry about the shop. You don't know shit about shop.
It this way you get a free handgun when you sign up for the Bureau.
It turns out all the FBI, really. Wants from me is to to cooperate. You know.
It was a madhouse, a green fest with equal parts cocaine, testosterone and body fluids.
It was heaven on earth.
It was like mainlining adrenaline. Yeah, fuck face. Look at where the stocks at today are.
It was on fire. I was going to fire off a bazooka and here offering up our latest IPO.
It wasn't long before Forbes magazine, the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me.
It's 50%.
It's a few broken dishes that sound fucking awesome or what?
It's a figure of speech #the wolf of wall street #jon bernthal #figure of speech
It's a joke! #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #jokes #kidding #just playing
It's a joke. I'm sober. Jesus fucking Christ.
It's a joke. It's a joke. I'm sober.
It's a little uncomfortable to tell them it's safe. It's going to be safe because what, we'll batten down the hatches and and secure the deck.
It's a nice pen. You can you can use the pen to write down bolts from your life so you can remember.
It's a nice ride. Thanks man. Connie is off.
It's a nice ride. Thanks, man.
It's a shit Dutchess baby. Come on, fucking Dutchess me, don't you Duchess me.
It's absolutely bizarre. Fucking halfwit.
It's amazing.
It's an ongoing investigation. No, I I get that. No, I understand with that.
It's because I believed in you, Kimmy. Just like I believe in each and every one of you here today, I fucking.
It's called cocaine #matthew mcconaughey #the wolf of wall street #drugs #coke
It's chopped fine, Captain Tim. Yeah, I mean if if we take it slow.
It's coming. Something about the American Express. Bill, can you get him out of here? I'm not.
It's depositions, you name it. Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
It's easier than you think. Every person here on the phone with they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. They don't want something for nothing, which is one time.
It's gonna be me out of respect, you know? No, I get it. Yeah. Yeah.
It's good to give back, you know, there's there's situations where I can. Make those situations better for people you know you know.
It's good to see you, pal. Good to see you.
It's huge. Yeah. And that's the point. That's what's your name again.
It's in the back though. What do you mean?
It's intrusive, you know. It's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle, pictures, names of the people you always trying to.
It's it's a amazing pen to. For professionals, it's a.
It's just gonna go over my cousin Betty.
It's just, you know, it bothers me. We're the new guy and we're the one that's banging on Wall Street's door. I mean, you should you.
It's like shit, so fuck you, mother.
It's limo, not a Swiss jails because of my friend, OK?
It's me being a hypocrite, is what it is.
It's not like that, you know. I mean, like you married your cousin to some stupid shit, no.
It's not like what? You know, look, we grew up together and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot and all my.
It's not something that you want to know what happened a fucking sunk. You're making a big mistake.
It's not that important. You'll understand when you're in the fucking OK?
It's on the books. A big no no, of course, in the eyes of the law.
It's pretty not great. They cost between 2 and 300 bucks.
It's sad, you understand? It's like fucking Steve Madden, huh?
It's so beautiful. All the way.
It's that obvious, huh? It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets.
It's the Madison who's here. You tell me who he is.
It's the same when you're gone. It's sad. You understand. It's like.
It's the Versano bridge Saturday night. Fever territory.
It's them. It's them selling me, not the other way around. It's.
It's true. I'm Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill collateral.
Jack shit. What? That's not how you treat people.
Jail. No, I don't believe in luck, right, but it's time. Play.
January 81 the fucking does.
January 81.
Jasmine. Yes, Sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good, very good. Great nose. Except for that.
Jean Jacques Sorel, pleasure to make your Queens nice to meet you.
Jello move faster. I.
Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem.
Jesus Christ, what are we going to do when we get this Switzerland, buddy?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. The spread on these is huge.
Jesus, that's my mortgage. Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage.
Jesus, where are you?
Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I'm sorry?
Jesus.
John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I asked them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.
Joining you right, Don, Donny, Donny, Donny.
Jones.
Jordan after 15 years in storage, the Lemons had developed a delayed fuse.
Jordan Belfort.
Jordan Belfort. Not him. Me. That's right. I'm a fool.
Jordan just did, is he, if I'm not mistaken, you.
Jordan look OK. Come on.
Jordan Theresa needs your help. Just tell her to be uncle.
Jordan, go. Jordan.
Jordan, he's a father. He's got fucking kids. Do something.
Jordan, he's not breathing. You got to do something.
Jordan, Jordan, you're right. Done.
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
Jordan, welcome aboard the Naomi. Pleasure to meet you, agent.
Jordan, you're doing this in the house. I hope you know that you're fucking daughters in the house.
Jordan.
Jordan.
Jordan. Don't get behind the wheel. Pick up Josh.
Jordan. It's beautiful and you get the beautiful girls there. It's one.
Jordan. Just fucking twice, OK? What's wrong with you?
Jordan. No, no problem at all.
Jordan. What? What do you have to think about? You? You you beat them. You won God.
Jordy, I know that's what it is. That's, that's that is what it is, is that?
Jordy, you know one of these days the the chickens are going to come home to roost.
Joy, do I have a surprise for you?
Jumped to conclusions even though I own 85% of Steve Cock sucking motherfucking Madden shoes. The shares when his fucking name.
Just a drink while we're at sea. Duh, of course.
Just a moment.
Just come. Ohh yeah, he just came. Did you did you come?
Just fucking convenient for you now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Is that right? No.
Just fucking cunt you. Fuck you, you fucking bitch. Not fucking taking my God damn fucking kid. Hear me? Fuck you. Fucking taking my fucking kids.
Just get home. Hurry.
Just got a brother, right brothers got a wife last five.
Just here that have been good.
Just here.
Just Jordan doing something. Well.
Just kind of fades away a little bit. Yeah, well, it's supposed to fade away.
Just like one of us. OK, that's one of us. We accept that one out. Not happy?
Just like that, I made two grand. The other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire.
Just one more step.
Just right at 4:00 PM, I popped a few more ludes, which started kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting. My time.
Just say that you know, what the fuck are you talking?
Just say what I thought you said. Yes, yes. He's.
Just so you know, last year I made over $300,000. The other guy?
Just that, well, you know, I built it. I know you built.
Just wait.
Just went overboard.
Just went overboard.
Keep it up on me.
Keep talking, you piece of shit. You know what else? You dress like shit, so fuck you.
Keep that in our back pocket, but this guy is more about throwing throwing at the dock. Yes, yes, yes this thing is.
Kevin. You give me one shot here on a blue chip stock like Kodak. And believe me, Kevin, the only problem you're going to have is that you didn't buy more.
Kids doing while you're here?
Kill anybody else. The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn't charge me.
Kill myself. There's a term and we don't like to use it unless circumstances dictate, and I think they do dictate in this case. And the term is grenade. Have you ever heard of?
Killing the poor guy. I gave him each 1000 bucks and told him what Nicholas had done. Then they kicked his ass.
Kind of booze you want you know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us to drink while we're at sea.
Kind of brokers. Read that, read it. Listen, there is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart.
Kind of genius. Enter Steve Madden, Great American cop.
Kiss the bride
Knights. My killers. My killers who will not take no for an answer.
Knock us on a fucking head when it comes to Quaaludes. The Lemon 714 was the Holy Grail. Can you believe it?
Know all the information. It's true. I'm Goldman.
Know everything we're doing at Stratton and then there's a big target and we they get launched at the time they stick.
Know what I'm talking about. Just say the same. I think what Jordan just did is he.
Know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy. No, not fucking happy. No one is married. This fucking happened.
Launched this Steve Madden IPO. Throughout here everyone's all rallied, excited, everything.
Learn how to say one off six. Oh shit, is that right?
Lesbians. Fuck the fuck are you talking about?
Less in the brokered business, first of all. You got to stay relaxed, yeah.
Less than a mile from home, I drove as slow as I fucking could. I'd seen Jello move faster.
Let him fucking finish building. That's fucking.
Let me ask you and if you don't want to get too personal, just tell me to shut up at any time.
Let me go. By 10, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was.
Let me know.
Let me tell you some. There is no nobility in poverty. I.
Let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here. This is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I got, I got to tell you.
Let them do what they want to fucking do. Our market sounds like holdings.
Let's cancel already.
Let's get down to it #the wolf of wall street #lets start #business
Let's get down to it. What would you like to know?
Let's get him on the phone now. Anything. Yeah, let's all jump to conclusions.
Let's go back. Way back.
Let's go on. You gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run.
Let's go.
Let's go. Come on. You're all night here. All night.
Let's let's start from the beginning. Let's start from the beginning, right? He invited.
Let's see what's going on with the phone. What's going on? Listen to me carefully, please.
Let's start from the beginning #leonardo dicaprio #the wolf of wall street #start over
Let's start from the beginning, right? You invited some friends over, right? Yes. One thing led to another. Things got out of hand.
Let's try to follow right now. Get him on the phone now. Anything yet?
Lick my twat. No, I'm serious.
Lies off Steve man Steve. Skiing.
Life in jail? Is that what you want? No, no. OK, OK. You got all the money in the world. You need everybody else's money.
Lights. You ate 2,000,000.
Like 3 fucking business days at the fucking plan.
Like 3 fucking business days at the fucking plan. I just wanna let you know that we might run into some chop chop.
Like a fucked up. I like to dance. I don't. I don't know if I maybe I met him, maybe I did. I meet a lot of fucking people.
Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle. Do you try and kiss me, bro?
Like my Pop's Mad Max had said. The chickens have come home to roost.
Like rolling around and shit? Gee, you got the.
Like screaming at people.
Like the jet ski. I've never done it before. Never jet ski.
Like they got like, superhuman strength. I think he's gonna be fine. He can't look.
Like this will take her like 50 trips.
Like this? OK, I wanna suck you off, Steve. Everyone's gonna suck you off.
Like to know? Under what circumstances would you be obligated to cooperate with an FBI or or US Justice Department investigation, for example? But.
Like when you come at me, you look at me, I know what the fuck he's like. Just notice.
Like you're painting it's.
Listen to me clearly. I cannot talk to you on this phone. I have to talk to you.
Listen to me. Don't go listen to me. That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy some.
Listening. We're a new company with a new name, a company that our clients can believe in. A company that our clients can trust.
Little fucking harassment. Proceed with the class, but not.
Little man for you, maybe a little man.
Little man for you.
Little retards doing working out, honey.
Little trick.
Load of money and Emma could never carry all this by herself.
Load, Sir. No, no, no, you don't. I'm in it for the long run, you know, implosion.
Loading shit. Who told you that? It's bullshit.
Look at the figure. Fucking speech. Oh my gosh, the Emperor Foxville came down from Foxville to give me a pass.
Look at the knuckleheads you got working for. I know they're knuckleheads, but I need them to wanna live like me. You get it to live like me.
Look at these, baby boy. Donnie really knew how to celebrate.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy.
Look at us, right? But money was stolen from my apartment, right from my sock drawer, all right?
Look at you fucking last night. Fuck are you talking about? No. No way, baby. No.
Look at yourself, Jordan sick. You're a sick man. Fuck you.
Look at yourself, Jordan.
Look at yourself. You know what my lawyer said? My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan. 20 fucking years. You're never gonna see the kids again.
Look like a fucking imbecile, baby. Come on. You should feel, should feel happy you got a husband who's in such great shape like this, huh?
Look more waspy then there were these rumors.
Look up, Skyler. That was you. Shit.
Look, addie. And Mom, we got chicken or what? Ma.
Looking friend from high school. That little fucking prick. He's gonna fuck with me. You gonna turn his entire company to a penny? Stop. You hear me? You got it.
Looking out, honey. Well, both deedles on the phone, OK.
Loud and the way we do things. But you gotta understand with the new guys on the block, you know, trying to make a name for ourselves, but. And I want you to.
Love my haircut. Getting back.
Luckily, we're in first class and she.
Lucky you have a biscuit or something like it's OK.
Lunch today, yeah.
Lutely not Francis Ortiz. You called so many times. I just thought you might remember that either way.
Make a decision, sort of go for a set of work for me because I work hard for it and if it.
Make lemons knock us out of fucking heads.
Make my fortune my first day as a future master of the universe.
Make up with Naomi. Good morning, daddy. Where's my kiss?
Make you money. Sound fair enough.
Makes me angry. That's the one thing about Wall Street and this market is for me, I feel. It's good to give back, you know.
Makes you a better person. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. You can save.
Making millions don't just sit at home or the life of your dreams will sail right past.
Man, sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits, OK? Technically you do work for me.
Massive heart attack 35. Same age Mozart died. Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but.
Matter of months. All you need is a strategy. When I was two.
Maybe 5-6 times a week. I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
Maybe a few broken dishes? You broken dishes? What's a few broken dishes that sound fucking?
Maybe if you want to. No. But I I don't drink. You remember? I don't drink anymore.
Maybe it's microwaves, I'm not sure. But you call the company's main line. Their mom, Dorothy answers. And she is so sweet company.
Maybe sell the house? And then he finds that I'd have to pay wouldn't be due till after I serve my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover, you know?
Maybe you clean the fish bowl.
Maybe. Maybe what happened?
MBA's Robbie Feinberg the Pinhead took five years to finish high school.
Me again. Just fuck, you know what?
Me baby. Sweetheart.
Me too, buddy.
Me too. Thinking that you're dealing with numbers all day long, decimal points, high frequencies, Bang Bang, bang, fucking digits.
Me. I don't know. You lose myself to you. My name is Alton Kupferberg.
Meaning that they locking, you know, no, but there is a limit to what we could do with them, I mean.
Messages every 45 minutes calling the opposite as Brad apologized yet is there an apology message on the machine I don't have?
Miami, Swiss. I'm not coming. And guess who the fuck with surrell?
Might run into some chop chop. We could fucking handle chop, right? I mean, it's 170.
Miles done. Boom. Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
Miller Lite. Yeah, she was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari.
Millionaire. Yeah.
Minute for the long run, you know? Yeah, implosions are ugly, yeah.
Minutes. It doesn't work that way to death. I wanna stay married, dad. But. It's crazy out there. Some of these girls. You should see them. Oh my God.
Miserable at that place. If you go there, it sails. You work your way up, you be a general manager. Gonna be a stock boy.
Moby fucking Dicks. And with this script, which is now your new harpoon. I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be captain fucking Ahab.
Mommy, you got me.
Monaco. Monaco now.
Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy, and also makes you a better person.
Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years.
Money laundering, 21 counts, money laundering.
Money out. The result? I was Scott free.
Money where? Don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort. I didn't do anything you don't know.
Money. So I decided to reinvent the company.
More than enough.
More. Because this man. Is a creative genius.
Most of you met Kimmy, the beautiful, sophisticated woman that she is today.
Most people, too. What a Greek tragedy. Honey. Oh, my God, you probably.
Mother fucker, right.
Motherfucker from the book. Turn your fucking brain on. Fuck you.
Moving into key management positions, this place really is it's going to be better than ever that I promise you, OK.
Mr. Belford. Mr. Belfort.
Mr. Belfort, you're free to go.
Mr. Diamond, no one's gonna fucking die. Trust me, OK?
Mr. hammer. You were able to do trucks during the day and then still function, still do your job.
Much about you, Jordan Jean Jacques Sorel.
Much convincing turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss money talks.
Much. And it's not gonna make you poor. But what this trade will do is serve as a benchmark for future business. Kevin, you feel comfortable?
My Commission is 5000 bucks. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. And I hope it happens.
My eyeballs. Take my back pills to get the day started, then seek to make up with Naomi.
My friend Rudy. So I called Rudy was Rudy. Yeah. Who's rude? Who's Rudy? Rudy.
My fucking cock get he's got his hand, my Dick.
My fucking house. Said so fucking you.
My fucking wife. Fucking chill.
My God, I thought they were like a myth. 3 times as powerful as anything available today. Look at this.
My morning ritual. First I'd get up and fight with Naomi about whatever it is I did the night before.
My my blood boils. I can't even say his name. He almost like disgusting.
My name is Jordan Belfort.
My name is Nicky Koskoff, Chester Ming, and I'm a senior vice president.
My name is Steve Madden. Yeah, we know who you are. Your name is on the box.
My wife Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, a former model and Miller like girl.
Nah, but the wedding was something out of a fairy tale.
Name of the game move the money from your clients pocket into your pocket.
Name of the game.
Naming you as her successor, she did. Fantastic. Well, that's good news.
Naomi, pleasure to meet you. Agent Denham, this is agent Hughes. How are you?
Napkin for me. I don't have a pen, exactly.
Need to ask you some questions. You fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
Never been on a jet ski? No, I many times. You gonna ask her? She's never been on a jet ski.
Never been on. I gotta, I gotta tell you, I bet it.
Never been on. I gotta, I gotta tell you, I bet it. And you know what? I was just thinking too.
Never done it before. Never getting. No, I've never been on a jet ski.
Never to take no for an answer, right? You know to to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone until you get what you want. Because you all deserve it.
New cover activities breathe normally.
Next time, brother. Until next time.
Nice car and we live in the same building. I just. I'm not. Understand how much, how much money you make.
Nice name. Thank you very much for that. What kind of name is that? That is?
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. No, it's not that important you understand.
No Bush. I know. God, all of a sudden I one week, it's nobody had anything down there in the new world. They're bald.
No Bush. No Bush. I know God.
No fucking pinnow. And that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you and they're brand new Porsche. With a beautiful wife by their side who's got big, voluptuous tits.
No investor center. I'm looking for investor center.
No recommendation of that. No Jack, no stack, no idea.
No shit about chop ohh, really. And you do your fucking expert, I'll chop your fuck.
No shit. By 4:00 PM, the market had dropped 508 points. The B.
No time to paint the tape.
No violence. Mommy.
No, he said. TNA. No, I didn't. Yeah.
No, I didn't go back. Amish.
No, I don't want to implode, Sir. No, no you don't.
No, I want you to cooperate. No. You want me to rat? Yes.
No, no I haven't grenade is really interesting because it is a small island nation that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983 is about 90,000 people.
No, no idea. I don't recall that transaction. You guys have remote.
No, no problem at all. Good, because that is what you are. Pond scum.
No, no, no, no, no. My Ferrari was white, like Don Johnson's in Miami vice, not red.
No, no, no, no, no. That's the truth. But I want to tell you this. Yeah.
No, no, no. Fucking idiot. The one thing I know about in this world is airline. Ocean Airlines is the future of airlines getting now?
No, not really. We're gonna have a fucking good time. Let's go to fucking Monaco now, huh? Let's fucking move. Let's go.
No, OK.
No, Thank you though #nope #no thanks #im good #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio
No, thank you though. Can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? Well.
No, that's good.
No, the fucking idiot.
No, yeah, I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.
No! (2)
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Heifer. Heifer.
No. Number one rule of Wall Street.
No. Yeah, my wife, yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. But it's not like what you think. Whatever, you know? Is she like?
Normal people, working class, everyday people, everyone wants to get rich like crazy.
Not a bow tie. How you doing?
Not a fucking joke, Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not as of yet. What does that mean? Not as of yet, no.
Not Italy, California, but California. You're lying.
Not recall that. OK Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today.
Not to worry you you aren't. Before she died, signed the document naming you as her successor.
Not to worry. Not to worry you.
Not you got a visitor.
Not you.
Nothing to fucking do with me. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki. You know, the founder of Benihana?
Now fast. Very fast. I have to get to Switzerland now.
Now knock down. OK, I say we stick with the loophole, right? OK.
Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park.
Now think about it for a second. If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort straight line Persuasion system seminar, then how do you expect to make any money?
Now though. Thank you. His first day on Wall Street? Give him time.
Now you know everything's fine. Hey, listen, I quit. And he did.
Now, I ain't going to him, OK? I'm not fucking Schwartz. I don't do fucking pickups, alright?
Now, what's the price at the high teens? You know what? Who gives this shit? As always, the point is this.
Nudie mag a lot, yeah.
Nudie mag a lot, yeah. We're helping them finance houses. We're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring, a boat, maybe.
Obviously, Robert harder, buddy. They're all right. We all love.
Of all the fucking days she chooses today to give me blue balls, I mean today.
Of course, after the bachelor party, me the Duke needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage.
Of course, I've been on one of these before.
Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know everything we were doing at Stratton.
Of course.
Of course. Rich people don't buy penny stocks. They just don't.
Of the 2,000,000 shares offered, the sale of million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my rat holes.
Of them, that was all us. It wasn't me though. Fucking explain this shit to him, that's all.
Of Wall Street. Nobody OK if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett, no.
Of you here today. I fucking love you, Jordan.
Off sniffing. But you know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always going to be some asshole trying to drag him down.
Off the road.
Oh baby, that was so fucking great.
Oh God. Is that a yes?
Oh hey, you see Wednesday already?
Oh Jesus Christ. Fuck is wrong with you? Thought you were.
Oh my God, I didn't that.
Oh my God, I think he's joking, Jordan.
Oh my God, it's beautiful and not the biggest stones in the world, but I promise they're really high quality.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. Will you marry me?
Oh no shit.
Oh shit, that's interesting. Yeah. Can we get that guy? We can get.
Oh yeah, he's like it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about this.
Oh, come on. It's shut the fuck up. Shut up, bitch.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh, I'm Dwayne. You're Dwayne? Yeah, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
Oh, that's fucking here, bro. Get the fuck. Hey bro.
Oh, who is this? Say hi, rocky sweetheart.
Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh? Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh. I don't know what you're talking.
Ohh are we how we how we? I like it, I like it, Wolfie.
Ohh at last Nicholas Astomi so much about you.
Ohh back. Come on, where you at? Where you?
Ohh God fuck off rocky.
Ohh God.
Ohh hey quite OK that you should take your Dick OK and move your ass please.
Ohh my help.
Ohh no way baby. No you were calling her name in your sleep. What are you?
Ohh please tell me something I don't know. I wait.
Ohh sweetheart, that's just fucking fucking heart attack. Boom snap gone. Shuffled off her mortal coil.
Ohh sweetie.
Ohh yeah baby. Oh God that's so fucking terrible. Oh it is.
Ohh, about that faggot. Who's a faggot?
Ohh, do you have a? If I get back to you about that. About that that account.
Ohh, it is terrible. You you aren't was such an elegant, attractive woman. My condolences to you. Yes, yes.
Ohh, this sleeping pill just can't. Alright, she's alright.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. So sorry.
OK ohh yeah.
OK, but her aunt just died. I realize that, but I have business in Switzerland. I need to go to Switzerland right now. Bottom line, sorry.
OK, go. OK.
OK, great. Well, reason for the call today John is something just came across my desk, John, it is.
OK, great. Well, reason for.
OK, I see now you what I will do it for you.
OK, I see. How are you?
OK, I'm still hard to just give me a tickle.
OK, Monica, right, going to Monaco said we can drive to Switzerland so they don't stamp our passports. Take care.
OK, Mr. Jordan, I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine we...
OK, no, they're not retarded or anything like that.
OK, pocket tech, let me get that right. Go.
OK, pocket tech. Let me get that right. Go, go.
OK, scared. And by the way, I haven't gotten an apology yet for that. I checked my fucking messages everyday when I come home from work. My answering machine? Zero. I got a blinking light.
OK, so you know we can come in. We can never Dick hanging out of our pants. Nobody gives a fuck.
OK, this is Brad and Brad's the guy I really wanted.
OK, walkings out. I think, I think. What else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar.
OK, well, why don't you like fire or something and I'll be right out.
OK, well.
OK, what do I always tell you?
OK, what does that mean? You want me to rat? Is that it?
OK, who told you that? What's going on?
OK, who told you that? What's going on? He's doing it, he says.
OK, yeah, we don't start dialing at 9:30 because our clients are already answering the phone 3.
OK, you're blonde.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. How Kiki?
OK. I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. What do you say?
OK. Ohh wanna be with the fucking unbelievers like this.
OK. Start off with one, see how it goes.
Okay? #the wolf of wall street #okay #alright
On a Tuesday night. Damn it.
On me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On my ass. I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers within minutes.
On my dad's side, I'm also Dutch, German, English. I'm a mutt.
On that.
On the Gold Coast of Long Island, the most expensive real estate in the world would made.
On the phone and start dialing. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing.
On the spot right now. Come on. You know, honestly, Kevin. Honestly, seriously, I.
On your own. Good for.
Once we landed all in the drugs, I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings.
One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud, 2 counts securities fraud.
One fucking day, one fucking day you couldn't keep it together.
One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? #the wolf of wall street #wasted #drug deal #fucked up
One fucking dinner, OK, no, no, no. This could be explained, Dad. We had.
One fucking month morning, the business expensive releases expense.
One is in the house. Get through fucking funny.
One month, Jordy, huh? 400 and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month. Morning. The bus.
One of the fuck that means.
One of us #the wolf of wall street #gooble goble #one of us
One second, so check if tanks were rolling down the road. La Croix. Yes, good. Lacroix.
One step going varies close.
One step going.
One! two! three!
Openly public Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze.
Opportunity. Is everything.
Or anything like that. But there's a big chance, right?
Or if you have any memory of that, OK, you know, we've talked.
Or there was fucking sunlight, you understand? 45 pounds.
Or they're wrong. Excuse me, I have to ask is is that your real hair?
Order.
Ordered all the sides #the wolf of wall street #bill #tip #sides
Other real soon, I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home do you miserable, ugly fucking wives. I'm gonna have Heidi.
Other than that, six cents a share.
Our pants. Nobody gives a fuck. I'm gonna win.
Our time to party big and just as Brad was released from jail, too.
Our wives, Italy. We figured we were safer working from overseas, giving orders to rugrat. Nobody could.
Over here. There were four right here. Oh God, you fucking Siri. Why don't you tell me?
Over the counter at $0.10 a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. You're.
P.
Palestine gets the most powerful the shit out of this little fucking.
Pants. She designs women's panties too. Oh my God.
Paragraph two talk normally.
Parklife International we were a little different.
Part of us sad thing was two years later. He was dead.
Part you hear me? I've already talked to the lawyer, he said. Even if you don't get convicted, I've got a good chance of getting it.
Partners together? Talked to him about everything and.
Patient, OK, don't try to fight it. It'll save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're going to need it.
Patty did. Mazel tov you, Irishman turned.
Pay your bills. Would you like to own a home like this one but can barely afford to pay your rent?
Pellet gun maybe just like the Pelican is gonna hurt him. I just want him out knocked out. OK, I say we stick.
Penny, let's go fucking run. Let's run. Like go fucking lie. And came back. Go, go, go, go. Go.
People are all shit out of luck.
People believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill somebody got. I wanna choke him to death. A responsible little prick.
People looting and raping. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?
People really has gone. We gotta go. We got three other parties supposed to get.
People Stratton Nate, cracked Gladys Carrera.
Percent Commission for what?
Percent of Americans talking about whales here. Moby fucking Dicks and.
Perfect deal. You like champagne?
Perfect description for it, that is what it is, but none.
Personal question, don't need to answer no. That's alright Jordan.
Phone from future video. I don't know, he shot at your wedding, he says. It's.
Pick up Josh after.
Piece of jewelry. Check that out.
Pink sheets, skanks. They cost about 100 and less. And if you didn't wear a condom, you'd have to get a penicillin shot the next day and pray you Dick didn't fall off. Not that we did.
Plane just before midnight. Wow, look at you.
Please boost, don't move my ass. I gotta say these.
Please don't scrap it. No, don't stop it.
Please get off the phone. Get off the fucking phone, idiot.
Please go back to your.
Please leave us a message. Hello, my name is Jordan Belfort.
Please remand the defendant.
Please, your little friend there, Brad, your little buddy, he's in jail.
Please.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance #the wolf of wall street #nice to meet you #greeting #hello
Pleasure to meet you. And you as well. I see you've already met the village, asshole.
Plus the potency. Check the bottom.
Poland, British whatsoever. You getting any trouble whatsoever? I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you, that I promised.
Polar another now a rat hole is a friend like Brad here, who held stock in his name from me.
Police boarded the plane just before midnight.
Pond scum. Your job is connector, which means that you will be dialing the phone over 500 times a day trying to connect me with wealthy business owners.
Popular Mechanics and our our ads actually say they can get rich quick.
Power. Well, we. Good luck.
Predictum fall off. Not that we didn't fuck them too. Believe me, we did.
Prescription. Trust me, if you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential, and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen. Implode.
President Stratton Oakmont and I plan on being one of the top brokers of my firm next year.
Pressure sales tactics. Ticky tack. Shit like that, you know?
Pretty hot stock right now. Yeah. There's just a couple of brothers that are making radar detectors out of their garage. They're out in Dubuque. Maybe it's microwaves, I'm not sure, but you call the.
Pretty impressed when you don't know what do you what do you think of Kevin?
Pretty Picture graph 4. The defendant must not commit or attempt to commit any further crimes.
Prick. I'll tell you one thing. And they're eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.
Problem. They were there. That's why they were expensive. Shut the fuck up. I'm serious. I know. Stop.
Profit on your feet.
Profit the both of us. It should look. I'm going to give you my personal line five days a week. You just call me. Feel free. I'll.
Pull the trigger. And in the case of the telephone? It's up to each and everyone of you. My highly trained Stratton unites.
Pursue criminal activity? Exactly. You you go after real criminals. Which makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for. I mean, honest.
Put the fucking car apart, you dumb fucking idiot.
Put the Luders, I'll tell you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Looks like those louds are working their magic on Donnie right now.
Queens for a month? OK, Mr. Jordan.
Question. Look.
Questioning, but they couldn't charge me. They had no proof I was even behind the wheel.
Rad. Real fucking. And.
Raised the kid or whatever. You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
Rama the jungle, for Christ sake.
Ran on the pole right now, hey.
Ran on the pole right now. Hey, but what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk offs?
Reach Frank's best auto body. We're close right now, so please leave us a message.
Read the article and you look great. You're in a huge magazine.
Reading chairs? Ohh what do you say? Who told you that? What's going on?
Real bad motherfuckers. But this guy, my good friend Mr. Jordan Belfort is the single baddest motherfucker I have ever met.
Real estate in the world with maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. We even had two.
Real ooze pond scum no more.
Really different fucking person. I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Really good. She's still alive, so my life is fucked, you know?
Really.
Really. I don't mind it.
Really. Like 33434 times maybe?
Recall that transaction you guys have remote absolute.
Red Pen watch. Go on those fucking pen.
Relative, yeah.
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
Relaxed, yeah. You jerk off.
Remind me being a safer 15 working kidding me, lemons.
Respect, you know? No, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're not afraid of, like, the whole kid thing, right? Like.
Revolutions keep the clients on the Ferris wheel. And it goes. The park is open 24/7. 365 every decade, every God damn century.
Revolutions you follow.
Revolutions.
Right #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #gotcha #understand
Right from my sock drawer, alright, I said. I don't know, your money is just.
Right in the eyes. You can't look him in the eye.
Right Kidney Gulch. Calaveras. Down on bridge. The Kinney Gang plank.
Right now, this is a fucking made.
Right now. We have them here at our office. We should thank our fucking lucky stars. This man is here. We should be on.
Right, brothers got a wife last five fucking people, 6-7.
Right, But if you can make clients money at the same time, it's advantageous to everyone, I'm correct?
Right, Cheerio was absolutely bizarre.
Right, exactly. There's a silver lining to that too, honey, because they said eventually, eventually, everyone's going to have to give information on this case.
Right.
Right. Being charged, right, I will not be stolen.
Right. I mean, they all got Swiss passports, right?
Right. No. What kind of person are you? Tell me you married.
Right. No. You want me to rat? Yes, we want you to rat. That's fucking exactly what we want you to do to rat.
Right. That wig wearing faggot. I can't believe that fucking guy I wanna kill.
Right. They're all fucking switching it with like her. They'll do it.
Right. Yeah. Right, right.
Right. Yes we do. Fuck you.
Robbie Feinberg, Chester, Maine. I'm senior.
Rocky Top, where you taking him? Funky thing?
Rocky, how you doing?
Rudy, I don't. I don't know what I fucking know any. What do you mean? So he.
Rudy. What the fucking little faggot friend? Rudy take my shit. Did he answer me?
Rumors I heard some stupid shit. I don't know. I didn't want to bring it out. It's just stupid.
Running Stratton from a yacht. Hey, rugrat.
Rush this bunch of jerk off. Tell me a call back at 5.
Sad and I fever territory. That's right, Kenny Gulch.
Salesman, right. So what do you say you mean to tell?
Salute. Cheers.
Say I don't know, your money is just start from the beginning. Who came over?
Say that again, I said. Well. Page.
Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style.
Say, I wanna ask you a question. What's on your seat belt? Yeah, OK. You cannot take off if you haven't thought really horny too. Parsnip.
Say.
SC and the Securities and Exchange Commission sent two lawyers down to review our files, so I set.
Schwartz, I don't do fucking pickups, alright, well listen to me. We need some place that I fucking say. And you?
Scott free, but I had eyes on me like never before.
Sean should OK, yeah. Anyway, you know, just this shoe. This is pretty cool.
See for a brief, fleeting moment. I'd forgotten I was rich.
See I told you he's fantastic #the wolf of wall street #compliment #referral
See that humongous estate down there? That's my house.
See that, huh?
See what I think? What? Yeah, man, of course. Bring some chicks around here sometime, huh? Little watch. A little watch, I mean.
See what I'm saying? He's creating urgency.
See, this is what I used to do back in law school. Check with champagne.
Seen. It was obscene in the normal world. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there?
Sell me this pen.
Sell me this pen.
Sell me. This pen.
Sense to share? Come on, buys this crap.
Services. So if I if I, if I sell stock at $10,000, my Commission is 5000 bucks.
Shame, you know, because.
Share the idea with you. Got a minute? Name of the company?
She fucked. So we're we're you quote runs. You protrans. Yeah. Computers. No. No, we don't.
She fucking hitting on me.
She is hitting on me. Holy shit.
She is social company. I actually don't know what else to. I don't know anything else about them other than that.
She knows I was fucked up, George, you know? So I don't remember.
She met the village asshole. Smile and dial and don't pick up your fucking head until one.
She surprised me I didn't even know
She was a single mom on the balls of her ass with an 8 year old son. OK, she was three months behind on her rent.
She was like heroin to me because it wasn't just about the sex, either.
She'd be happy for the both of us, right?
She's dead.
She's got dumped on my desk.
She's the best. Very British, you know. This classy lady.
Shit hairpiece still give them to me young, hungry and stupid. And in no time I'll make them rich.
Shit kick a bucket shot. We got our clip international. We see we were a little.
Shit, that's what you say.
Shit. They're old.
Shit. Ton of money. That's like getting in on fucking sunlight before there was fucking sunlight, you understand?
Shuffled off her mortal coil and $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.
Shut the fuck up #the wolf of wall street #stfu #shut up
Shut up, you little bitch, you fucking dirty little Birdy.
Shut up. Look at that.
Side so side side, $26,000 worth of sides. What did he say?
Side wrist. Does that ring a bell? OK, great.
Sign up for the Bureau. No, but what do you do? Pisses me off. You know what I mean? You think about.
Sincere guy, it's not gonna make you rich and it's not gonna make you poor, but what?
Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
Sit down, fascinate. OK, I will do that for you.
Sit down.
Sitting here all night? What the fuck you talking when you take it in?
Skiing.
Slam home run. What to do? 4000.
Sleep disorders. But pretty soon someone figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes, you got a pretty kick ass high from it. Did.
Slovenian, Slovenia.
Slovenian. Slovenian. OK blonde.
So Bay Ridge, that's in Staten Island, right?
So boring
So cheers. Again, it'll go down.
So have you got a client who bought stock at 8 and it now sits at 16 and he's all fucking happy? He wants to cash in, liquidate, take his fucking money and run home? You don't let him do that, OK? ...
So I knew if I took my drugs right, I could sleep through the entire flight, but I had to take them just right.
So I recruited some of my hometown boys, sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. Chester.
So I think it was short Pfizer.
So I think it'd be short, fizer. $30,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
So I was selling them shit where I go. The way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket. I knew how to spend it better.
So I was. A little surprised you asked Christy for my number.
So let me go back. I'm 22 years old, newly married and already a money crazed. Little shit so.
So much for your condolences. Now where does that leave us in regard to her account exactly? Does it go into probate or what?
So sorry. Ohh God ohh God.
So take a good look, Daddy. You're going to be seeing an awful lot of this around the house.
So that night I cleared my schedule and I rid my body of anything that could fuck with my high.
So what else is? How's Naomi and everything?
So, crime in Switzerland, but there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
So. You know what? I'm not leaving.
So. You. Hmm. Hmm.
Solo cheers.
Solutions. You follow revolutions.
Some pretty fucking no I didn't.
Some schools Steve, Matt, Steve Madden was being named in women's shoes at the moment.
Somebody's like that. Sure, Rocky is this. Oh, who's this? Say hi, rocky.
Someone will find me. I mean, I know.
Something happen. Can I finish eating first I need today?
Something like that happen. I basically, you know, if the kid was retarded, I would, I would, you know, drive it up to the country. And just like, you know, open the door and let it sit. You're fre...
Something. Oh my God.
Sometimes I wonder. If you let money get the best of you, my love. Among other substances.
Song you come for me. Come on here. Come for me, baby.
Sorry to hear that, buddy. Listen, I'm really. I'm really appreciative for this fucking job I'm really enjoying.
Sorry, I don't know what.
Sorry, I don't know what. Yeah. I can.
Sorry, ohh.
Sorry.
Sorry. I appreciate the call. I really have to give this some thought and talk to my wife about it. Can I call you back? They don't know, right?
Sorry. Stop. We apologize. OK? Go to sleep now.
Sort of, sort of.
Spaghetti legs #crawling #wasted #drunk #jordan belfort #leonardo dicaprio #leo dicaprio #cant stand up
Speak English fucking speaking. Quite OK. Thank you.
Speaking English now. Fast. Very fast.
Spoke on the motherfucking phone. Fuck, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Spoke to the lawyers again today. I have some really, really great news.
Sports. She's got parents. She's got a brother, right brothers.
Spotting the hottest shoe trends, Steve's power. Is that he creates trends.
Spread on these is huge. Yeah. And that's the point. That's.
Stability, dear family.
Staffing. Children's furniture all good.
Stanley. What? Hold on, baby.
Start off with one. See how goes. My guy says all we need is 1.
Start selling Steve Madden and drive that fucking price down to hear me. You got to shut.
Station. It's just hard to. Hard to learn to to to control the anxiety sometimes, you know. You know the. I'm going to relax and let go and. To release the tension.
Stay with me. We don't create shit. We don't build anything.
Steve Madden shoes, which legally speaking was a big nono, but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it. Our job.
Steve Madden, Great American cop, red hot ladies footwear and presario.
Steve, you remember those ads?
Still active. God damn it.
Stitches. Like lasers. Wow, the new world. See, I was born to too early. I've never been a.
Stock boy, what do you think? You're not gonna work at that place?
Stock in his name from me. You're supposed to be all technical, Jew.
Stockbroker stocking.
Stockbrokers. Long Island stockbrokers in Long Island.
Stolen from my fucking sock drawer all my girlfriends. Juliana, where the where is Rudy? What the?
Stop doing that in public places. Oh my God. Take it off. Take it off. I heard there's.
Stop flexing #margot robie #flex #you look like a fucking imbecile
Stop going in the hole. Come on.
Stop.
Stop. He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know.
Stop. I know.
Straight to the drool phase. These little bastards.
Straight, man.
Stratton hello. Your message said that that you want to speak privately.
Stratton Oakmont. Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer, right?
Stratton. What happened to Stratton?
Stream, right, right, right. Exactly. There's the silver.
Stupid shit with me, you know, people say shit I don't even know. I don't even listen to it half the time.
Stupid shit with me, you know.
Stupid, stupid fucking talking. You like a fucking maniac. You know, the attention that that fucking draws. I'm not stupid.
Stupid. You know, you know, if he calls you, you make sure and contact me, OK?
Such a kind. A lot, yeah.
Sue was in Israel. Smartest of the bunch was Nikki Koskov.
Suit from my Stratton tailor. Fucking Darius right now.
Sum up all the drugs under God's blue heaven. There is one that is my absolute favorite.
Suppose I put that on myself though, right? When decision.
Suppose we. We all just need to learn now. Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know.
Supposed to get to yourself? Why don't you let her stay? Stay for her deal.
Sure.
Sure. Come on, baby. Come on. Come on.
Sure. You sure? Yeah.
Survive, but to thrive. At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible. But we have the House and we have a $33,000 profit, I certainly believe. Now think about it.
Sweet. It's in the back, though.
Sweetheart, come on a trip with Daddy. You're right. You come on the trip with Daddy.
Switzerland, buddy, this is bad. Things are against my chest. I can't breathe.
Switzerland. What the fuck is in Switzerland?
Take it easy, Kev. Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a lot.
Take it off. I heard there's a treasure map under.
Take your little bow tie, get your shit and get the fuck out of my office. You understand? Get the.
Talk to me man. How do you want to play this once you get all the clients on the phone right now and have him start selling Steve Madden and drive that fuck.
Talk to you on this phone. I have to talk to you and get out of here. What's going on? Listen.
Talk to you. My name is Alton Kupferberg. Robbie Feinberg, Chester.
Talk. I'm gonna slap you fucking where is it, Chester? And.
Talking about in the Ferrari, so put your Dick back in your pants.
Tea and and admiration. But the point is this.
Tea. Yeah, like hot tea. Yeah, yeah, it sounds nice. Tea.
Teachers of FBI agents. End of the day you guys get fucking skinned alive financially. Fucking makes me angry.
Technical do I drive the price up? Then he'd sell and kick most of the profits back to, you guessed it, me.
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Ted capital. All right, look, we're going to Monaco. Monaco now, OK? Monaco, right, going to Monaco.
Tell him about the sides of the side, side, side, side.
Tell me a call back at 5 fucking grand on the phone right now.
Tell me something I don't know. I waited all week for the fucking equalizer and they have to fucking.
Tell me what happened? What happened while he discovered it was the mother's sister. Who's he? You.
Tell me you married me. The fuck?
Tell Susan, son of a business, the world the things about him, too, like his phosphorescent white teeth.
Tell that fucking piece of shit he comes correct. I will. He comes in.
Tell you to focus for a second. See those little black boxes? They're called telephones. I'm gonna let you on a.
Telling you even that didn't help. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenna, christened the elevator by getting a blowjob from a sales assistant. Her ...
Terms of his cooperation, Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions of over two dozen serious offenders and helped them recover millions of dollars to be made available for restitution ...
Terms of the last six months old, I mean, I got nothing to hide.
Than anything available today. Look at these boys.
Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing.
Thank you for criminal wrongdoing, however, with you stepping down voluntarily. My guess is that your best friend, Agent Denham, will be standing around with his Dick in his hand.
Thank you for the CEO and the money comes in.
Thank you, motherfucker. Think.
Thank you.
Thank you. Hmm. Hmm. Umm.
Thank you. It wasn't even a choice.
Thank you. It wasn't even.
Thank you. We have a boarding pass. Christ, I want to fuck me.
Thanks a lot. Yeah.
Thanks again, officer. It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway. I was making that much almost every day through one rat hole or another now.
That confirmation sound good, John. Great.
That degenerate. I drink like a fish. I fought hookers maybe 5-6 times a week.
That either way, would you remember any of those?
That explains it, then explains what explains.
That FBI agent guy, somebody told me he's got your phones. Tap your office and your home. Don't talk on the motherfucking phone. Fuck.
That guy says all we need is 1.
That had to be perfect. The fuck is that kid doing? What you doing?
That I am. You should be. There's two keys to success in the broker business.
That I have taught you. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America.
That is all you're going to fucking be doing. Sit. Sit.
That is my name. I do not recall that. I do not recall that, OK.
That is, I'm not a cop anymore. They'll take my fucking license away from me, alright? OK.
That it felt like Antarctica in there. It always is cold in here.
That kind of stuff.
That many chairs? We call me back, alright, Donnie, your little friend is trying to fuck me. You know that your little friend is trying to fuck me, right? Yeah. Get him on the phone.
That right go. Fuck you fucking dare. Throw that fucking water at me. Don't you fucking dare.
That right? Yeah. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them.
That she is today. A woman that wears $3000 Armani suits. Drives a brand new Mercedes-Benz.
That slip disc thing again, I know what it is. You know too much to with EJ Entertainment.
That those giant headed girls with the bug eyes wearing those big clunky shoes.
That was very intelligent decision. I'm going to transfer you, my sales associate.
That wouldn't be the fat girl.
That you didn't buy more. Boom. Shock. So I was selling.
That you want to speak privately, right? I do want to speak privately. Give us a minute. How, ladies?
That's a fat girl. She believe it or not. Believe it or not, though, the Mary Lou is actually the same as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
That's a nice name. Thank you very much for that.
That's about the sexy either Naomi and I got along. I mean, we we had similar interests and shit.
That's all right. Yeah, right.
That's all. It's all yours.
That's fantastic. Well, that's good news. Well, not love yet.
That's fucked my cousin. So I you know, I used the cousin thing as like like an in with it. I'm, I'm not.
That's fun. Take it easy, Kev.
That's good sleep.
That's good, sweetie. Robert harder, buddy.
That's good.
That's high from it didn't take long for people to start abusing loads, of course, and in 1982, the US government schedule won them along with the rest of the world.
That's horrible. You know, you look like.
That's how you want to invest.
That's incredible, Sam. Can't tell you how excited I am.
That's it. That's it. You leave and don't get involved. Go home to your wife.
That's no, no, no. According to the US Criminal Code, there needs to be an exact dollar figure for the exchange of services that would.
That's not how you treat people. Got a big fucking mouth, you know? I'm gonna give you a fucking pass.
That's not the game that I met.
That's OK, that doesn't matter. The real question is this, was all this legal? Absolutely fucking not. But.
That's right, I'm a former member of the middle class, raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. OK, it's my new look. We'll find something.
That's right. That's right, I forgot forgot me.
That's right. What the fuck you saying?
That's so fucking awesome. Or what? Ohh, not really.
That's the attitude.
That's the attitude. You could sell anything, sell me this fucking pen right here. You could sell anything, sell that. Go ahead. Something happen.
That's the kidding me for I mean, honestly, what, what what is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it.
That's the point. That's what's your name again? Jordan Belfort. Jordan what?
That's the reason we had this whole fucking deal gun, you fucking idiot.
That's the truth. Sex addict too.
That's what a fucking burden. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh?
That's what I want. You be ferocious. You be relentless.
That's what you say. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I gotta go.
That's who you're gonna be sitting next. So you listen to me and you listen well are.
That's why not. I mean, what person with a college education would trust this bunch of jerk off?
That's why they gotta see your face. You get them fired up so they push the shit out of the stock, OK?
That's why, that's why all this confusion investing in Italy.
That's your boyfriend? You. Thank you. We have boarding passes.
That's, that's that is what it is. Is that the perfect description for it? That is what?
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The 2nd way tell you the fuck away. Stop.
The belt's done. This is not a tip. This is a prescription. Trust me, if you.
The bunch was Nicky Koskoff. He actually went to law school.
The business owners. And until you pass your series seven, that is all you're going to fucking be doing 6.
The clients you have are absolutely clock the clients. Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table.
The closest payphone I could get to was at the Brookville Country Club.
The doughnuts I see.
The drugs still in my system, they're not assess the damage, drown.
The floor on Wall Street. Quiet. Fuck this shit. That cunt cock asshole. I couldn't believe how these guys talk to each other.
The former accounts by my rat holes now once the price at the high teens.
The founder of Benihana. Benihana. Benny. Fucking Hanna. Benny fucking Hanna.
The fuck away. Drop the case. Put your hands in the air. Get the hell.
The fuck does that supposed to mean? This is how it's going to go.
The fuck is that, you know. I'll tell you what it is. It's it's. It's me taking no for an answer, you know.
The fuck is wrong with you? Love you anymore, Jordan.
The fuck out of fuck.
The fuck you talking about? Another think about it. They can't keep it, dude, so they're gonna start talking.
The fuck? I'm serious.
The fuckers. Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.
The fucking camera got shit on me.
The fucking country in Europe took a shit. Let them do what they want to fucking do. Our market.
The funeral? Yep.
The funeral. Yep. Baby, baby. More than anyone in the entire world, I really did.
The Holy Grail. Could you believe it? My God.
The investigation of securities fraud which? Graph 4.
The kids get out of college. That's not our ambition here. There's other people involved in this too.
The land of opportunity, Stratton Oakmont is America.
The light for your dreams is only good to see you again. George. You're under arrest. You got me?
The name is on the box. Shaun the sheep.
The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
The next six months I got to know the Inns and outs of Wall Street.
The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine. Then you get to dance.
The only person with that many chairs, they call me back, alright.
The only thing, of course, bummed me out a little bit is this whole idea of having to. Give information about my friends like you.
The only way the bonkyl janev would cooperate with a foreign legal party is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland.
The other fucking way we can get broadsided over.
The party of the Choice, you could save the fucking spotted out with money.
The plumbers, they see our ads in the back of the hustler and Popular Mechanics and our our ads, actually.
The pond scum. No more. That's why they got to see your face. You get them.
The Porterhouse from Argentina. Expensive champagne, the wine we had to buy champagne and.
The price down. You hear me? You got shut the fuck up. This is your.
The process right, there you go.
The process right, there you go. Look. My point is that I know you're investigating Stratton, but for the life of me I I I can't figure out why.
The rest. My folks going on.
The rhythm below the belt. Done.
The room. You didn't mean any of it. Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
The sales meeting, my tingle phase.
The scientists aren't the fuck you talking about. I'm gay beer if you want. Fuck no. But I I don't.
The secretary with an exact confirmation sound good, John.
The sentence of the court shall be 36 months in federal prison.
The seven, it took you out at 32, Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out of 47 US.
The show goes on.
The shrimp lopsy. I got whiskey and kind of boozy one, you know?
The sides, one of these sides that cure cancer, decides to.
The smoking gun in that room was on fire.
The truth. What are you going to do right?
The voice of doom. Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a ringer.
The whole kid thing, right? Like the kids, right? Yeah. Now we have two kids.
The wives of the fucking tooth fairy. Point is, it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. The only real.
The world of investing. Can be a jungle. Bulls, bears. Danger at every turn.
Their life, you know, got to put his mother into the best hospital in New York City. It did.
Their money. Better rugrat. He knew this.
Their shares trade here. Penny stocks, yeah. This one, Aerodyne is a really interesting. Or aerodyne. Aerodyne, yeah. Aero, Aerodyne, aerodyne.
Then how do you expect to make any money? You want to be a millionaire someday? Have some guts. Make a decision.
Then I was in licensed broker at last, ready to make my fortune.
Then thank you for coming in today to finish the russet Danish. Can I have that Danish?
Then the parade comes to town, going down Broadway.
Then they kicked his ass. It's.
There alone was a bacchanal, one last blowout for the gods before I settled down for good.
There you go. Get your legs in. I take it up with me. I told you I'm.
There you go. Ohh owie owie.
There you go. Yeah, yeah.
There. Nobody. You fucking catch on.
There's a limit to what we could do with them. I mean, we're allowed to throw shit at them. We're allowed to throw food bananas, you know? Correct.
There's a Stratton, it's dry. There's no. I mean, you got to walk away, right?
There's my friend, right?
These are our friends of Stratton. Hello.
These imbeciles doing. Hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, we got the SEC in here 2000.
These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new face. The cerebral palsy face.
These people know. Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit.
These were charged to me. This is all of them.
They call me look. Your hair looks good.
They called it black Monday.
They called the cat in the anymore. Yeah, he was very upset.
They can get rich quick. Hustler. Yeah. You know the girlie magazine? Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
They couldn't drink water fast enough. United States government wants to get me subpoena. Here's what we do with subpoenas and Stratton fine.
They don't know exist. No that's.
They fucked up. No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point.
They get launched at the time they stick, there's a bullseye, and the bullseye is a dollar sign. Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign gets the most popular throw the shit.
They get together and they gossip. It's a good point. And the last thing.
They give me a call.
They give me fucking aids. See the wolf? We handle this, yeah.
They give you the communicate. You gotta do me one favor. What's that you got?
They just did have style. She brought in a decorator, Feng shui, weed, the whole place. She even hired a gay Butler.
They just don't. Why not?
They kept me that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together.
They really did. She's dead now, sweetie. She's dead. And she's she's not going anywhere. She'll still be dead by the time we get to London, OK?
They told you 70,000, well, technically 72,000 last month, something like that.
They're all shaving. Are you kidding me? Yeah. No. Bald is a China Bush. No Bush.
They're bald from the eyebrows down. Wow. Nothing. Not.
They're fucking addicted. And then you just keep doing this again and again and again.
They're gonna need to send in the National Guard all fucking SWAT team, because I ain't going nowhere.
They're like crappy companies. Well, yeah, OK, yeah, they're terrible.
They're old. I think they lost their potency, huh?
They're to the Manor born, is that right? Yeah.
Thing where you taking it? Ain't got no worries. Just come up in people house like that.
Things got out of hand. We understand that. We do. We we do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves. Look at us, right. But money was.
Things in order to pay for all the lawyers. It's it's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth.
Things left? No shit. You can't even buy them anymore. You people are all shit out of luck.
Think about Theresa's name of the game. Move the money.
Think of them matter to you. But I just had that driving range started with Bermuda grass. Jordan, I know you fucking red grass. No.
Think whatever, you know, is she like go first cousin or she? Yeah.
This deal with the SEC. He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
This expensive releases expensive. Yeah, Geordie.
This fast forest scent white teeth. I gotta fucking deal with your wife fact, did he?
This fucking with you?
This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. I'm really, really great.
This happens. Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami.
This hospital in New York City, it didn't work out for her grandma. She passed away, unfortunately, but.
This IP on this firm's history. What the fuck is he doing? See. See. We're not bow tie.
This is agent Hughes. How are you?
This is agent Hughes. How are you? You introduce you. This is Nicole Heidi commando.
This is all in the forms article. They all want to work for you now.
This is an offer in the air looking him. He's got a sense. What are you cracking?
This is bullshit. My metabolism is pumping like I can't feel shit.
This is Ellis Island, you people.
This is expensive. Yeah. Geordie, look what you got here. What? Look at this $26,000 for one fucking dinner, OK? No, no.
This is fucking vote. Because I mean fucking he fuck, fuck Jordan, look at this say.
This is how it's going to go. I'm going to take custody of the kids. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. OK? Don't try to fight.
This is joy. Mr. John, you got a visitor.
This is me off, you know what I mean? You think about the people that built this country and hardworking people like you, you know, firefighters, teachers, FBI agents, and.
This is my friend Naomi. Hi, Naomi. Nice to meet you.
This is my home. They're gonna need a fucking Wrecking Ball to Take Me Out of here.
This is Nicole. Heidi. Come on, don't be shy. What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared. These are our friends.
This is sweat what?
This is what you do. Hey everybody listen up.
This money, of course not. Well, you know, I built.
This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds and he was trying to take advantage.
This place is.
This shoe, this is pretty cool. This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map. Without it, I wouldn't be.
This time and from now on. It's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house.
This time you come through. Yeah, man, she said. They don't want to talk to you anymore, man.
This way we become the underwear. It was our next big move, finding companies to take public IPO's. It was the only way.
This weekend, you know, were they doing it, sweetheart?
This. Oh my God baby. That's ohh fuck ohh sweetheart. That's just fuck.
Those fucking pen. That's my boy right there. This fucking sell anything. Could you do me?
Those guys died, but they never sued anybody. The important thing you guys got to keep in mind is, is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip. It's a good.
Thought maybe, honey. Danny.
Threaten. That's more important. How's morale?
Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment.
Three years later anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the enforcer.
Throw something and I'll be right out. Yeah, fire. Yeah, sure.
Thrown at the dock. Yes, yes, yes. This thing is this is their gift. OK? They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart. They're top heavy like a lawn dart. So they're built for accuracy. Oh my God.
Time, OK. Start off.
Time. What they said.
Tires and weed and Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on, mostly wheat.
To each other. Hooked in seconds. It was like mainlining adrenaline.
To fade away, post to that's marriage. You know, your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time. What do you think?
To get out of here all shaven. Are you kidding me?
To get rich? Holy fuck you did just say that.
To London. OK, captain Ted. Captain. All right, look, we're going to.
To me, this is all of them. That was all us.
To me. Talk to me. Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan. You look like a fucking imbecile.
To order. How's my favorite aunt?
To proceed with the course, but not a single, Stratonice cracked.
To rugrat, he knew the Swiss banker from law.
To talk to Sam, all right? Just use our words, you know, communicate, OK?
To the house like that you drive your car tonight, Mr. Balfour. Well.
To the Lacroix, yes. Would like quack quack quack, quack, quack. Not cry. No, not really. Like cry. See, that's what I used.
To them, more Fiat. Fucking high.
To you anymore, man. The fuck out.
Together.
Tonight. Yeah, yeah, right.
Tony.
Too early. I've never been a fan of the Bush, to be honest. Really.
Too fucking tight now. Brad, as a successful drug dealer, spent his winters in the South of France, which is where he met his wife Chantal, a stripper of Slovenian origin born in, of all places, Sw...
Too late and you wait. You wait, and whoever speaks first loses.
Took you out at 41? You wouldn't be saying to me right now, Chester, pick me up a few 1000 shares of Disney on the spot right now. Come on. Me. Honestly?
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Top you Irishman Jordan Belfort just Wilson's deal with the SEC.
Trade right up the pink sheets here. Pink sheet. Yeah, they're penny stocks. You know, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ, they don't have enough capital. They're shares. Trade here.
Travel agencies looking to indict me? Oh yeah, and I love drugs.
Tricks. Look what I found in my pocket. Look a year salary, right? Here is what I call them. Fun coupons. Yeah, a fun coupon.
Tried to bribe a federal officer. Technically, I didn't bribe anyone.
Trust. A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street that are very founders sailed over on the Mayflower and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont right into play fucking rock.
Try something. OK. Yeah. I love you.
Trying to get your dirty laundry. You know what's going on here, I know.
Trying to paint the tape.
Turn into bed every two minutes. It doesn't work that way.
Turn that camera off. I don't fucking. I'm fucking chewing a fucking infomercial, you fucking cock sucker. Fuck you.
Turn up your phone, everybody.
Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey.
Twist and jerk motion about a month later and the honey and I decided to double team are on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses.
Two counts securities fraud. One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering 20.
Two present what? It's your wedding present, sweetie.
Two, I apologized, even offered to pay him for his time in the can. But he said no, that he was out.
Unbelievable. My first shitty day is a broker.
Under Donnie's leadership, along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg moving into key management positions this place.
Under they're built for accuracy. Oh my God does this. Can we bowl with this guy?
Understand. It's like fucking Steve Madden, huh? I can't.
Unless of course it was an investigation into stock fraud, which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct then.
Unless, you know, they got crazy. I don't know.
Unscom you got a problem with that? Jordan.
Up the phone and start dialing. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing. I want.
USA fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Use. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in, but once they did, pow.
Value of two my slur face.
Very careful with these little guys. Safety for safety is first. Alright? I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun ready to knock this fucker out, yeah.
Very little downside risk is that. Ring a bell?
Very long time. Daddy's really sorry about what he said near the room. He didn't mean any of it.
Very nice. Well, nice baby. Why are you? Furnace. And this where you go.
Very upset really. Luckily we're in first class and she.
Very upset, really.
Vice president. Shoes.
View our files. So I set them up in our conference room and I had it bugged and the air conditioning turned up so high that it felt like Antarctica in there.
Votes offer the most fun afloat. It's no coincidence that it's 150 feet of green hole is the colour of cash anchors around.
Wait, what do you think? You're not gonna work at that place? Yeah, but, you know, you start off, you're.
Wake up, you piece of shit.
Walking. Yeah.
Wall Street called to do a profile on me. How do you see the future? First trying oakmont.
Wall Street. Even the places I didn't want it to.
Wall Street. No, we've been talking to who the fuck you talking to.
Wall Street's door. I mean, you should, you should see what's going on at the bigger firms. I mean, I know all the information. It's true.
Wanna come?
Wanted to make bail. Probably end up selling the things in order to pay for all the lawyers.
Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett, nobody knows if the stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles at least of all stockbrokers, right? It's all.
Was all this legal? Absolutely fucking not
Was calling here? I don't know then.
Was electronics or stock boy? What do you think?
Was of nine and seven, but I'm telling you, even that didn't help.
Was selling parts of this Amish? Do you know those guys you got like the beard with like no mustache or some bullshit?
Was that perhaps, was she mad at me?
Was the traffic terrible? Oh no, not at all.
Watching. Gosh.
We all love you. Shut the fuck up.
We apologize. OK, go to sleep man. Question. I wanna ask you question.
We called him Mad Max because of his hair trigger temper, which could be set off by something as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
We can do our market solid holdings. This is not something that you want to know what happened.
We can get we'll get that guy too. But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah, instead of growing up. Yeah, they are very old.
We did. Wow, what's that slip disc thing again?
We don't build anything, so if you got it.
We don't going on. Hang on.
We got here. That's going to take this company into the fucking stratosphere. But.
We gotta get to London.
We gotta go. We got two other parties we're supposed to get no, no, yes. Stay for a drink.
We had five the FISA client, right, the Porterhouse from Argentina. Expensive.
We have a problem. OK your friend Steve Madden is unloading chairs. Ohh what are?
We keep on my engagement ring if we needed to do that, on mine if we needed to.
We own the companies. Don't know what a lot is, I'll tell you.
We try 8000, Kevin. Alright, let's see, 1010, you want to do that? Excellent.
We were specifically advised not to leave the country, so we took our wives to Italy, we figured.
We'll trip together.
We're gonna crash, for Christ sake. Just relax.
We're here, we're here, we're here. Everyone calm down. Come on.
We're interested in renting out your garage. Donnie and I were going out on our own.
We're not gonna be friends.
We're the loonies. They wrap my ass. Don't worry about it. I got it.
Weather. What is that?
Welcome aboard
Welcome aboard. Jordan, welcome.
Welcome Steve here yet?
Welcome Steve here. Yet this was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO.
Welcome.
Welcome. Ooh, what a nice day.
Well, cool. That's the fucking point. I'm not scientist on the fucking talking about.
Well, good for you. It's all right.
Well, he got locked up by wait, did you wait, wait, did you say a shopping mall? Yeah.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
Well, it's supposed to fade away post to that's.
Well, something wrong.
Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, you know, of course.
Well, technically I didn't drive anybody. That's exactly that's no, no, no, according to the US.
Well, that's good news, right? Yeah, yeah.
Well, this could be explained, Dad. We had client, we had five. The FISA client, right?
Well, this is fucked.
Well, you heard it. No, no, no, no, no. That's the truth. But.
Well, you know, you look like, no, we would take it to like an institution or somewhere that's handled to like, you know, raise the kid or whatever.
Well.
Well. Kind of like 4 bags of it.
Went insane.
What about her family? Right.
What about the the last time you took these fucking pills you put your head in the fucking macaroni out of pick it up.
What about you? OK. Thank God.
What are you 2 retards doing?
What are you doing here? Uh, sort of.
What are you fucking coming to me for? Hey, listen, the only reason you're sitting this limo not of Swiss jails because of my friend.
What are you fucking now? Who is she? I don't know if I'm gonna look at you fucking last night. Fuck.
What are you not just something that you fucking do? What do I pay you for? I have a fucking.
What are you, a fucking owl? #who #who who #who is she #margot robie #who is venice
What can I say? I'm, I'm. I'm a drug addict. I really am. I mean, cocaine, pills, whatever it is, all fucking do it. That's the truth.
What did you do, you piece of shit? Fuck you, you.
What do I pay you for? I have a fucking Pi license, you know. I make a living at it. I'm not a cop anymore. They'll take.
What do you do when you're making more money than you know what to do with?
What do you know? What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, like Buddhists don't give a shit about money. They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying.
What do you mean happy for me?
What do you mean what do I do?
What do you mean what we do for work? What do you do?
What do you mean you can't go back?
What do you mean? Maybe?
What do you say? You mean to tell me that if I put you in Union Carbide at the seven, it took you out at 32?
What does that mean as of yet? Massive pussy.
What end?
What happens is we're gonna get fucking nuts. I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like, they got, like, superhuman strength.
What I always tell you only a millionaire. That's right.
What I do, Kimmy? Go on tell.
What I know that look. What is it going? I don't know. It's.
What I'm asking you, Swiss Dick, is are you going to fuck me over?
What is it? Go ahead. I don't know. It's, you know. These stocks that these companies that, they're like crappy companies.
What is it? That's that shit about you and your cousin or something like that.
What is it? What if it was an intern? What does it mean to in making a deal like that in that situation?
What is Steve Madden? See. You remember?
What is the point? Is this $22 billion in three fucking hours?
What is this?
What kind of hookah takes credit cards? A rich one.
What kind of name is that? That is my name. I do not.
What kind of terms would you be talking about if I, you know?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck happened? Shit.
What the fuck I was? The mnesia face.
What the fuck is Barry Klein? Oh my God. You want to marry me? You're in love with me.
What the fuck? That is fucked up.
What the hell? He's better than you.
What, Brad? Brandy. Brad.
What?
What?
What?
What? Hold on, baby.
What? Hold on, baby.
What? I don't want to be out on anything, but I think you like like me. Like you. Like when you come at me.
What? What is it, babe? What?
What? What is?
What's going on here? I know, I know.
What's going on?
What's going on? He's doing it. He's saying Steve Man's unloading shit. Who told you?
What's going on? I gotta go something. OK, joy.
What's going on? Why are you crying?
What's that, 20 wheel lemons?
What's that? Like a non alcoholic beer, it's got no no alcohol.
What's the bus? How do you say rat hole in British?
What's the fucking crack on me, bro?
What's the traffic? Terrible.
What's this Internet stock bullshit? I mean, it's a fucking travesty, I mean.
What's wrong with you? Fucking good, right?
What's wrong, Daddy baby? God.
What's wrong, daddy?
Whatsoever. I mean you could talk to the S EC there or my office 15 times over the last six months. So I mean I.
When did he pass? Just say I'm wrong, right? The stock goes down a couple of points. The words of my grand.
When it comes in I'll give you a call #the wolf of wall street #pick up #jonah hill #deal
When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Well.
When things are against my chest, I can't breathe. Come on, do something to calm me down, please.
When we get up there, try not to act like yourself, OK? Let's make Geneva and asshole free Denny's, all right? Are you fucking?
When we spoke on the phone. I'm Jordan Belfort. I'm the broker from Rothschild, from New York. Yes.
When you take it in. Taking.
When you wanna divorce, what is that supposed to mean? You want a divorce?
Where did he go? What is he, fucking crazy?
Where is it Chester and Toby? They went all yakuza on Nicholas, you know, they got crazy.
Where you are, 4th floor OK for little kids, right? Ugly wife?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Where's my fucking money #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #debt #owed
Where's my kiss? Hey, sweetheart.
Where's my money?
Where's my money? I don't know where you are.
Where's my money? Where's my fucking money? Where? I don't know where you?
Where's Rudy? What the fucking little faggot?
Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the coming months.
Whether wrapped in sheets then I'm buying. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. I'm talking about normal people, working class, everyday people.
Which he is on paper, but you and me, the brokers, we're taking home cold hard cash via Commission, motherfucker.
Which I needed tonight, Brad. Somehow it's done. Boom.
Which is exactly how I liked it. Kind of genius. Enter.
Which of course, I always did. Then came the NASDAQ, who were pretty, not great. They cost.
White hogging? That'd be great. Cheerio.
Who are you? What? I will do it for you. You gotta speak in. Come do it. You don't understand.
Who does the looking exactly? It's just, you know, it bothers me.
Who is Naomi actually doing?
Who the fuck are you, Jordan? You're like a completely different fucking person.
Who the fuck has the God damn gall to call his house on a Tuesday night?
Who the fuck with Sorell? Yeah, I know your country. You gotta beat me. Yeah.
Who the fuck you investigate me I.
Who told you that's bullshit? You don't just.
Who was our time to party big?
Who was Simon?
Who, who, who, who? What? Are you fucking out? Who is she?
Who's $20 million? We're going to Monaco.
Who's he? You tell me who he is, guys, you know with the name guy.
Who's on these kids backs? And here comes this jerk off sniffing around.
Who's school? Steve man, friend from school? Steve Madden. Steve Madden.
Who's Venice? Huh? Who? Who? Who?
Who's women shoes? My very own vice president.
Whoa. We had literally a fuck load of money.
Whole other level, really. And they're all shaved too. Get out.
Whom? You're Italian? On my dad's side, I'm also.
Why do I sense there's an offer in the air?
Why do you hold that shit? That's it.
Why don't you tell me, sweet lady? It gets worse.
Why don't you tell your wife that? I might do that, but I'm having a conversation. You know what I think?
Why is that? John Jordan do me a favor?
Why won't you stressing out about any of this? Can I not get stressed out? Look at the knuckleheads you got working for. I know.
Why?
Why?
Why? That's five fucking people. 6-7 trips. Boom, right? They're all fun.
Why? Why you moving like that? Please someone need to come for me.
Why? Why?
Why? Why? I don't know.
Wilderness. Stratton Oakmont.
Will also help your fingers dial faster. And guess what? That's good for me.
Will. This pen works and I personally love this pen.
Wipe our ass with it. And.
With a common denominator.
With Donnie Azoff, I knew the day would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on.
With EJ Entertainment pops, how are things?
With loots. With the looms.
With me, bro.
With my balls in the meantime. Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? Fucking miserable bricks. I know you can't afford them.
With my tingle phase by dinner, I popped a few more on top of some cocktails and a Valium of two.
With non alcoholic shit. What's that like?
With order as the enforcer, Stratton's very own Gestapo.
With the feds and was trying to take advantage. Come on, talk to me, man. How do you want to play this?
With the geese to keep the blood flowing, I keep the rhythm below the belt.
With the loophole, right? OK, if we don't consider him a human, we just consider it an act. I think we're in the clear. Like the flying wallendas. You know, a lot of those guys died, but they never...
Within days, subpoenas started flying. Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it.
Within months, we've doubled in size, moved to even bigger offices.
Wolfie, Wolfie, wolfie. He has my flavor, baby. It's my.
Wolfie! wolfie!
Won't wave back. Help me, sweetheart.
Woo.
Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
Works where we make the money. 50% Commission baby.
Would wear something like that.
Would you remember any of those? Recall any of that, this Abdul? I do not work, Kiki. No, I don't recall I.
Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
Wouldn't, right. Right. You fucking wouldn't. I mean, what do you get? Another personal question you don't need to answer. No.
Wow, that's all right, Jordan. What are you pulling 5060K, something like that year?
Wow, you almost like disgusting. I I grew up with this guy. Betrays me like that. Oh, do you have a?
Wow. Can't understand you.
Wow. Maybe I hadn't made it home OK.
Wow. Or.
Wrapped up or something wrapped up, yeah.
Wrapped up? Yeah, I'll get it either.
Yeah, and Emma is dead.
Yeah, beautiful beach out there. Where? Hollingsworth.
Yeah, but what married people can't have friends?
Yeah, but you know, you start off, you're gonna be miserable at that place. If you go there, it's.
Yeah, call 911.
Yeah, computers. No, no. We don't even need computers here. We just trade right up the pink sheets here.
Yeah, fuck up, you guys. Act like we're done fucking.
Yeah, George, what's he doing? Entertainment this. George, what is that?
Yeah, got this. Subpoena. Subpoena.
Yeah, I do. I write for myself.
Yeah, I do. I write for myself. I'm trying to put it together.
Yeah, I got you a little present. And you got me a present, guys. Sweet.
Yeah, I love it as being sober. Fucking sucks boy. I'm so boring I want to kill myself.
Yeah, I mean if if we take it slow and take it slow, gonna take a little uncomfortable.
Yeah, I wanted to come up for tea. Like Darjeeling rose hips and something like that.
Yeah, I'm a stockbroker, stockbroker.
Yeah, I'm going. Yeah. Sorry, stop. We apologize.
Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm getting this close. I'm getting this close. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, implosions are ugly. Yeah, pop off to the bathroom, work one at anytime you can and when you get really.
Yeah, implosions are ugly. Yeah.
Yeah, it sounds nice. Tea. Fuck yeah, I wanted to come up for tea.
Yeah, it's a nice ride. Thanks, man.
Yeah, Joe, we're going to need to talk.
Yeah, John, we're going to need to talk. If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now, I ain't going to him, OK? I'm not.
Yeah, Jordan Belfort sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood who takes from the rich and gives to himself and his merry little band of brokers read.
Yeah, like I'm. I'm not going to let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's going to fuck my cousin, it's going to be me. Out of out of respect, you know?
Yeah, professions, honey. Because last month you were a wine connoisseur. Now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Let me.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that was the last time.
Yeah, very good. Yeah. I'll come for you, yeah.
Yeah, very hot stock right now, yeah.
Yeah, we'll follow you on 4th floor.
Yeah, with no alcohol. But if you drink enough and you drink a lot, they get you fucked up.
Yeah, yeah, right. Man, family man, honey.
Yeah, yeah. 12th floor. Yeah. What floor are you on? 4th floor.
Yeah, yeah. Can we get that guy? We can get we'll get that guy too. But it says.
Yeah, yeah. I'm really happy for you.
Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag a lot, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Shit.
Yeah, yeah. What's going on there, huh?
Yeah, you fucking kidding me. Listen to me. His name is denim. He's an agent with the New York office.
Yeah, you you bet I do. I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't? Right. Right. Who fucking wouldn't?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Come back, come back. Come from baby. Come on, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
Yeah. Have a seat. How are you? Remember we had a conversation on the phone earlier, right? Two hours ago, right. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey rugrat. Ohh. Bonjour you bald headed eagle. How you doing?
Yeah. Is that right? I mean, I'm one like this though. I mean, I have the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there. See that?
Yeah. It got so bad I had to declare the office a fuck free zone between the hours of nine and seven.
Yeah. Jerk off. Yeah. How many times a week?
Yeah. No, I haven't. Grenade is really.
Yeah. Of course, let's get down to it. But could.
Yeah. Shit.
Yeah. So if I just wanted to get some more information, I just find out what he knows. I mean, you can you could go to go to his house, right?
Yeah. Thank God.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. What do you do, bro?
Yeah. You want this? Come on there.
Yeah. You want to be my friend?
Yep, on a daily basis, I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month.
Yes, again and again and again. Meanwhile. He thinks he's getting shit rich, which he is on paper.
Yes, excuse me, my Jordan.
Yes, I will talk to you. Trust me. Do not answer the phone.
Yes, Sir. Mark Hannah, pleasure to meet you. And you.
Yes, stay for a drink. We're supposed to get to yourself.
Yes, that's a good point. And the last thing that we need is them getting together and saying all these and they made fun of us like.
Yes.
Yes. He's telling me to use a fucking rat hole. But US?
Yes. I got it. I've got it. I can roll. I can roll.
You are lower than pond scum.
You are making shit. I just had to get there. By tomorrow we'll lose $20 million.
You are right. Yeah, yeah.
You are right. Yeah, yeah. Just trying to like fire in here.
You are the shit you are the fucking shit
You back the fuck up ohh fucking scene that I've ever caused in my life if you come at me again.
You better be, because if I do decide to cooperate, I might only be looking at 4 short years. In which case, you know, we could we could start fresh, maybe sell the house.
You better come check this. Fucking check out at this.
You came.
You can go to Switzerland, OK, but her aunt just died.
You can love that. Lunch today, yeah.
You can retire when it scared the shit out of me, buddy. I'm broke.
You can't go with some people out, right? You got to.
You can't look them in the eye. That's a fact I saw on PBS. They get confused.
You couldn't keep it together locked up, right?
You didn't make your acquaintance. Nice to meet you.
You doing? I thought you were ohh Jesus Christ.
You don't know anyone. Last month, the Lollipop club, you know Rudy was dancing.
You don't know what he's talking. Look, I'm watching the screen and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, OK, it's not.
You don't know what you're up to. You're a father now, Jordan. Yeah, you're a father now. I know. And you're still acting like.
You don't love me anymore, huh? Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you?
You dress like shit! #the wolf of wall street #jonah hill #fashion #clothes #trashy #low class
You ever think about what would have happened if you would have, you know, stayed the course?
You fucked up so bad.
You fucking go up high now. My friends are trying to fuck, you know, and I was. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I, you know, I use.
You fucking idiot. Fuck his gun. What you're.
You fucking my shit, brother.
You fucking piece of shit. Hey George, let me give you a little legal advice. Shut up. Fuck up. Fuck you.
You fucking serious right now? I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids bags.
You get in there safe, all right?
You get in there safe, all right? Next time, brother.
You get out of the fucking car.
You go on. Because sometime in the not so distant future, you're gonna be pulling up to a red light and you beat up old fucking pinnow and that.
You got a big fuckin mouth #the wolf of wall street #jon bernthal #talk a lot #give a pass #big mouth #tattle #snitch
You got a girlfriend?
You got a girlfriend? I'm married. I have no wife. Her names Theresa. She cuts hair.
You got any fucking stock? Makes work off.
You got shut the fuck up. This your fucking friend from high school?
You got to get old.
You got your hands on. You gotta stop doing that in public places.
You gotta get the ambulance.
You gotta put it on right. There you go.
You gotta take this case. You gotta drive straight home, need you to open up the briefcase and you take out every single dollar. Don't leave $1.00 inside the briefcase. And once you.
You gotta walk away, right? Let Donnie be in charge, right, Donnie?
You guys are remote. Absolutely not.
You guys got that out of your systems, huh?
You guys hungry? Want something to eat? Got some pasta? Shrimp, lopsy. I got whiskey.
You guys, you gonna have to excuse my friend he gets.
You hate 2,000,000. No you don't hate 2,000,000, Donny.
You have a biscuit or something like this? OK, come on. Go play.
You have nothing to hide. Well, you know, the SEC is a civil Regulatory agency. We pursue criminal activity.
You have, you know, it's all these people dependent on me 10s of millions of dollars at stake. You know it's.
You having a good afternoon or what?
You hear me? You got it? Yes, I got it.
You know I built it. I know you built it. You built it. So now preserve it.
You know I understand. Please, Betty, give me the fucking case.
You know Kimmy beltzer, right? Yes, we do.
You know this fucking deal that I'm about to sign? Barring me from the securities industry, barring me from Stratton. My home.
You know what I was just thinking, too? The fucking hero that I'm going to be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Because I mean.
You know what I'm saying? It's like this smell. There's a smell that's attraction thing and after a while it just kind of fades away a little bit.
You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway and my balls are fucking sweating, I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row. Yeah, you you bet I do.
You know what? You're a fucking pill deal.
You know what? You're a fucking pill deal. I got five more just like you, bro.
You know who he is, right?
You know who Rudy is. Come on.
You know with me, you fucking bitch. You're not going to stop me. You're not gonna stop me.
You know, dude, why? I don't get it. Why? Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.
You know, first cousin knows she. Yeah, no, she. You know her. Her father. Is the brother of my mom.
You know, I mean, that's the thing. All nuns are lesbians.
You know, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass.
You know, it really is. I know you know, fuck is Rudy. I don't know anyone. Last month Lollipop.
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, yeah, they're they're to the Manor born.
You know, no, I don't recall. I do not want a long phone call. Just wondering if you have any memory of that, OK?
You know, people going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, OK?
You know, shitty people. But I'm hanging in there.
You know, so I don't remember. Yeah, right, stupid.
You know, what, were they doing it, sweetheart, in the everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table. There were more over here. There were four right here.
You know, you got my wife. I got my wife checking the messages every 45 minutes, calling the office.
You know, you know, goes well when you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people who can, like, afford to lose all that money.
You know, you remember it was like four or five miles, something like that, right?
You know. Five years ago when I started Stratton Oakmont with Donnie Azoff.
You know. Pay a couple $1,000,000 in fines. In exchange the SEC fucks off till the end of time.
You know. Starting to get cabin fever already?
You know. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I could save the government years of heartache, not to mention countless dollars.
You know. You're a man with large appetites. Yeah.
You like champagne?
You look at my resume. Please excuse me. Excuse me, Sir.
You look so beautiful right now. Come on, kiss you. You look so beautiful. Kiss you.
You look so beautiful. Kiss you? Yeah. Give me one second.
You made some place that I fucking say and you tell that fucking piece of shit he comes, correct?
You make 72 grand a month, yeah.
You married me. The fuck does that supposed to mean?
You mean you sleep? What, are you out of your fucking mind? I don't.
You need everybody else's money? Of course not. Well.
You need that last piece of yellowtail bud.
You need to go home. Donnie is out of control. He's on the other line with some Swiss guy I don't know.
You never have to work again. What are you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? Is that what you want? No.
You OK?
You OK? Hey, pal.
You OK? Yeah. Good job.
You on the floor like rolling around and shit.
You out? Long story short, sorelle rats me out, but not before he rats out Brad's wife, Shantal.
You pay your rent. My name is Jordan Belfort and there is no secret to wealth creation.
You piece of shit. How about that?
You reach Frank's best auto body.
You said they made fun of us. Like it's gonna make strategy. Look, that's why I love.
You should get a job at McDonald's. There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom, and there's no.
You stop.
You take care of my niece, my love. I'll take care of everything over here.
You talking about?
You think a shit like that, what that is it come in. We treat it just like one of us. OK, that's.
You toss them down an alley at some pins. No shit. That's interesting.
You trying to kiss me, bro? Jesus told you straight?
You understand? Artists like Steve come along once every decade. I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel, Eve sonorant.
You wanna divorce? Get off me. I wanna divorce. Get off.
You wanna fuck me? Do it. Fuck me.
You want to be a pal?
You want to be a pal? What he's drinking?
You want to come up for some tea or something?
You want to do that? Excellent choice, Kevin. Let me lock in.
You want to know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street? Fuck.
You want to sign from God. After all this, I finally got the message.
You want.
You were investing in Italy, not Italy, California.
You were such a fucking douchebag, Hannah. We don't.
You won. God knows you never have to work again.
You wrote me a check for $25,000.
You you do recall it? No, I don't recall that at all.
You.
You'd be a general manager gonna be a stock boy. Why not? Because you're a stockbroker.
You'll be relentless. You'll be telephoned. Fucking telegram.
You'll give me a call? #the wolf of wall street #jon bernthal #phone call
You're a fucking expert. I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that?
You're a lying piece of shit, Duchess baby, come on.
You're all part. Wow. Let's put it this way.
You're burning. I held my bachelor party at The Mirage in Las Vegas. The fly.
You're crazy.
You're crazy. You couldn't get enough. I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me.
You're going to hell. Fuck up. I fucked up so bad.
You're going to jail.
You're going to see the kids again? You don't think I'm going to see my?
You're gonna be a millionaire. That's right. OK.
You're gonna give me a pass? Look. Speech my God.
You're just not the one for me, pal. You know what I mean? It's not. It's not about that for me, you know? I understand. Please.
You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
You're looking at me like I'm crazy. Crazy. This is obscene.
You're looking at real prison time.
You're making a big mistake. Yes, I will talk to you.
You're not even a part. We own the fucking company. We own the companies.
You're not getting a fucking promotion!
You're not relaxed. Fucking bitch.
You're not taking my fucking kids? You fucking think I would let my kids near you? Look at yourself. You know what? My.
You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me?
You're right, you're right.
You're saying.
You're sick, man. Fuck you. I told you. Not taking my fucking kids. You fucking think?
You're talking about might putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich.
Your cousin or something like that. I don't even listen to it.
Your dad's coming something.
Your dad's coming. Something about the American Express bill.
Your hair looks good. My hair looks yeah, Jordan.
Your turn
Your wife slot being cunt. You understand? Ohh my fucking wife. Fucking chill.
2 grand A month, yeah.
2,000,000. Razer.
2. Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex.
2nd. Key. To success in this racket is this little baby right here. It's called cocaine. Right. It will keep you sharp between the ears. It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
5 miles, something like that, right? We're supposed to kick back four or five mil, was it?
20 feet high building. Wait, wait.
20 wheel lemons, retired pharmacist, client of mine. They've been in the safe for 15 years.
20 years and our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you shoving cash in your mattress, all right.
24 Alden that's a nice name.
25,000 first cock sucking availables.
40,000 shares, John, let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation.
50% Commission for what?
50% Commission.
70,000 last month.
81 the fucking does.
86 and a quarter six months old today is 2036 1/2.
90,000 people. And essentially it means is. This case is unloseable.
100 straight nights, 50 hookers, plus fifty more waiting once we landed.
108 points, the biggest plummet since the crash of 29.
343 or four times. Maybe I bumped those numbers out. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
1000 last month. The fuck out of it.
2000 Microsoft going in the home.
4000, that'd be 40,000 shares, John.
(applauding)
(brakes squeal)
(knock at door)
(rocky barking)
(sighing deeply)
$1,000,000. I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be.
$100,000 the other guy you'll be working for. He made over 1,000,000.
$1000 that's my mortgage.
$5000 we try 8000 Kevin.
あー。
ああぁぁ。
う、うん。
うん。
オッケー。
じゃあ。
じん?
はは?
まあね、そう、なんだ。
やばい。
やばい。 わお。

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